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Kylie cd, male, heterosexual
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Austin, Texas, United States
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The experience of being wooed by a new man, being desired sexually and that too without any guilt was something which cannot be explained. Few more dates (sort of), going for coffee, a movie, holding of hands, first kiss. So far so good and then the best place was my own house. Hubby took daughter out for a movie and I invited him saying that hubby and daughter went for a movie.
The actual sex was great, he was nervous initially about being caught but soon he relaxed and the fact that we were doing a taboo thing excited him. We did two times in about 3 hours and he turned out to be a good lover. Didn’t regret a thing
Get ready to leave for work, in a hot hurry because you have an early meeting. Turn on your auto-start because it’s 8 degrees outside and you’re a temperature wimp (and so’s your car when it’s this cold.)
Walk to your car, on the sidewalks that are free of ice, because you salted yesterday. Good for you!
Open the car door.
As you toss your backpack hastily into the back seat, wonder why the front seats are reclined so far back. And why both of them are reclined back.
Think to yourself “Wait, what’s that on the dashboard? And the steering wheel? And the center console? And the seats?”
Think to yourself “it kind of looks like semen.”
Tell yourself “because it is!”
Great fuck.
Step 2: Corroboration
Go inside to get cleaning materials. Also get your husband. “Can you confirm something for me?” you ask him.
Show him the car.
At this time: be sure to also notice the suspicious red liquid on the steering wheel.
Lovely.
Step 3: Call in the Authorities
Set your cleaning materials aside as husband dials the police, who instruct you not to clean up yet, just in case. They will be on their way shortly.
When they arrive, tell them what happened.
Be sure you know what you want them to do, because there’s really nothing on the books to adequately represent this circumstance or how to file it.
Wonder to yourself “what’s so funny?” when the officer chuckles to himself that he’s pretty sure he knew who it was.
Ask to file a report about damage to private property, with a detail to the incident so it’s on the record.
Thank the cops for their help.
Tuck the card with the case # into your pocket.
That was helpful?
Step 4: Acceptance
With the officers gone, now it’s time for you to start cleaning. Gather your supplies.
- Gloves
- Cleaner
- Paper towels
While you dig around for cleaner, rue the day you decided to go green. Wish you could sell your soul for a bottle of lovely, toxic, all-cleansing bleach.
Thank satan for his speedy service, as you pull a squirt bottle from the back of the cupboard with your husband’s writing on it: CLEANER WITH BLEACH.
Here we go!
Step 5: Assessment
Conduct a quick survey of the damage.
- Dashboard.
- Seats.
- Center console.
- Steering wheel.
- Door handle.
Notice non-amusedly how everything is frozen.
Step 6: Cleaning
This is the part you’ve been looking forward to all morning!
Now you may Begin Cleaning.
As you begin, try to remove as much semen as you can before using the bleach cleaner. As most of the semen at this point is frozen in place, this will require you to use the heat of your hand as you clean to remove it.
As you do this, consider “is burning it with fire a suitable alternative?”
Decide to yourself “probably not.”