Today was a bad for me. I was horny all the time and I needed to spend sometime with myself, but my job was so fulfilling my time...
Once an hour, I check my e-mails. I found one from my English teacher. She was a bit ill and she couldn't come for todays lesson! WHOA! That was a hell of a luck!
"Lucky bastard", I said to myself! "There's a chance for you to go out for a drink and meet some ladies"!
So I did!
In fact, I was so horny and in order to stimulate my erection, I avoided wearing my underwear... I went out wearing just a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, despite the cold outside.
I used the bus for my stroll, cause I intended to drink some alcohol and I don't like driving d***k. Luckily I found a seat to sit.
Should I arrived in the bar, did I ordered dry gin. (what a great mistake had been proven)!
While I was drinking the fourth glass of gin, a lady came beside me...

(TO BE CONTINUED)