the wife (Donna) and i have been together for 23 years and our sex life is like any other couple we do it and its OK..
we were sat over dinner 1 night and the wine was going down well and i said can you remember how we met and how did i pick you up??
she said you walked up to me and said you would look good on the end of my cock,,and we laughed..
i said how would you have done it if you were starting again?? she said i don't know i would freeze i think.
i then said to her i dare you the next time we are out to go and get fixed up whilst i sit back and watch and see if you can do it and i... Continue»
my father re-married and i went to live with him cos my mother decided she didn't want me she wanted to move away and start a fresh?? well that's what my dad tells me..
when my dad re-married i was 7 and i was 18 when i seen Jane having fun with a friend of my dads. Ged was a work mate of my dad and he was always round here helping out cos dad was useless at DIY so Ged always offered to come round help out and stay for a few cold ones after plus get fed as well. Jane really liked Ged cos he was genuine and he was always there for my dad in all ways!!!!!
i will remember this 1 day forever... Continue»
it was a dull afternoon and we decided to go to the gym to get a sauna and a jacuzzi just to chill out. when we got there it was really quiet and we spoke to the girl behind the desk and she said it was a dead but there was a few lads in but they were in the gym.
Ann went and got changed and i went to the men's changing room and the lads the girl was on about was in the changing room getting showered, i looked up and all i seen was 4 black men about the age of 25 to 30?? they were joking on in the shower having the crack plus what bodies they had, they said they were going for a sauna after... Continue»
my wife went out with the girls last night and it was only suppose to be a meal to celebrate a birthday, when she came home she said guess what happened to tonight?? you will not believe it.
i said what's the point of guessing cos i never get it right.
well she said the waiter took a shine to me and he gave me a free bottle of Champagne for the girls, i got up to go to the toilet and i seen him follow me to the toilets, i said to him are you OK what do you want. he said that he really fancied me and would i like to go on a date with, i told him sorry love i am married i even showed him my ... Continue»
we went away to London for a weekend and it was just a weekend for us and to get d***k and be like a young couple in love again. we spent the day walking round and looking at the sites having some nice food and planning our night out and where to go.
we went back to the hotel and got showered had some fun playing with each other and was looking forward to a night on the tiles. we went down stairs in to the hotel bar and we got served by Sol a big black lad from London,so we asked him for some advice and where was the best club to go to,he said go to Moonlighting nightclub in Soho.
so we ... Continue»
it was last weekend and Dawn went out with the girls whilst i was at work and when they get together i know its trouble.
Dawn is a big girl and quite shy cos of her size sober but put a drink in her and she is wild she then loves to flaunt her fuller figure especially her tits.
her best friend Sarah has been married to Ste for 3 years and we get on quite well,Ste was out with his friends and text me to say that Dawn was getting pissed and she was flirting with his friends but not to worry he would keep an eye on her.
Ste is a big black lad who loves to go to the gym and his friends are bi... Continue»
Sue was working a late shift at work and this was her 4 night in a row,she worked a late but normally she only does 1 or 2 every month as she is the manager???
i asked her why this was and she said its cos they were short staffed and that they were getting building work done and needed staff in to just be around in case needed but mainly in case they stole things from the office..
it was now a Friday night and she was doing another shift i was getting pissed off that she was working it so as a surprise i went to her works and thought i would keep her company and as the security staff knew ... Continue»
Mark got Jane to talk to Claire and tell her about our weekend away but never told her i was there..Claire came home from her night out with Jane and she couldn't wait to tell me the story,,i said wait till i switch the telly off and you can tell me in bed.
we settled down and she started to tell me about Mark letting Jane get fucked by a big black cock,she told me she loved it and Mark even joined in to,Claire looked at me with her shocked face,,i just said well its up to them what they do,but why she replied,,sometimes things go stale in a relationship and a little change makes things bette... Continue»
the other day i got an invite of my friend to come and watch him and his wife cuckold,,at first i thought was it right watching my friend and his wife who is my wife's best friend,but then i thought fuck it i,v always wanted to see Jane naked..
Mark told me what had happened and how it came along,Jane was sick of him not making her cum and wanted some fun in her life a bit of a change she said!!!
so out the blue i asked her did she want another man to fuck her and i watch,but i was only joking at the time and she said if you don't mind i would be up for it,so that's how it started..
Jane ... Continue»
the wife Dawn and i went to Turkey for our holiday and we were into the 2nd week,when we seen the new comers arriving,Dawn was laid on the sunbed in her bikini and in the group were a gang of young lads,laughing and messing around when i over heard 1 of them say,have you seen the tits on that big bird!!!..
Dawn is a chubby girl size 20ish 5"2 long black hair and very pretty but was so confident in herself she didn't care what people thought she was proud of her body.in the group was a young black lad 19/20 said to the lads,shut up you idiots be respectful and don't judge but they all laughe... Continue»
true story sorry no names just incase...working at a customers house the other and met the mam on the job the and she was round visiting her mam and she had just left her boyfriend and was a little upset so got talking to her and we really hit it off, she lived about an hour away from where i was working and i said i was going there on the following weekend which i was so it was lucky i guess.
she was telling me that she had 4 k**s and the youngest was 20 and she was popping up to see her nanna later in the week, so the day went on and she was bringing tea through and she talked a bit more ... Continue»
the wife and i went for a walk in the local park it was a fine day and we thought why not. whilst we were walking we seen lots of people and said hello to a few it was really nice see allsorts of people and k**s playing. about an hour in to the walk i needed a number 2 we looked for a loo but none were close by so i asked a guy where they were, if you continue there is some over there they are behind all those tree's but not many people use them. i wondered why! we kept walking and we came to the tree's the loo's were well hidden, i entered the loo and it was dark and shabby but when you have ... Continue»
i went to blackpool with the lads on a day trip and we were all going on the piss, we went down in a 42 seater coach, so we set off early to get a good start and get a good parking spot so that we never had to far to walk back on the night, we started off in the pub near the tower and worked our way to the top end nearer to the night club.
the day dragged a little cos it was drinking none stop but the banter was great, we were trying to get into anything with a pulse but with no success until this girl looked over and was staring none stop at us i was thinking have we done or said something ... Continue»
i was at the races the other day and i was stopping over at cheltenham,it was a lads couple of days out. we were all on the piss and we were flirting like mad with the ladies and they were loving the attention, it was bubbly all day and trying to get into there knickers, but with no joy. the following day we all were a bit weary and not up for a full session, one of the ladies who we met and filled with bubbly came over and was flirting a little with me, the lads were go on dave take her away from her friends and treat her to a day out you've got the money and your lass wont find out, unless ... Continue»
went swimming the other day and met up with an old school friend,she was there with her k**s and i was there doing my daily swim, not seen you for years donna hows tricks, see you have 3 little brats (joking) donna laughed and agreed. and you dave you got k**s-wife, no not me been working away so not had chance to settle down.donna asked if i would like a coffee to catch up.
after the swim we met for a coffee and the k**s were on the amusements donna said it must 10 years since we seen each other, yes it will be around that long, do you remember i fancied you said donna, did you i cant reme... Continue»
it was a rainy day and all alone in my empty house,the mother in law who was a young mother in law she had my wife when she was 15 called round to see me whilst claire was on holiday with the girls,it was only 3 days into a 2 week holiday. mary asked if i needed a cooked meal and did i need any shopping, NO i am ok thanks mary. sometimes shes to motherly right i'll cook you a meal i thought fuck it let her get on with it,mary cooked me a luvly steak and all the trimmings im'e glad she stopped by now.
it was the friday and mary told andy her husband i will be late tonight im'e going round da... Continue»
i was asked to paint and decorate my mates nannas bungalow cos his grandad had died last year and he normally liked to do it,as a favor i said i would fit it in some time.i rang mary to set up a time and date to come and measure it all up,she asked could i call round monday night about 7, no probs, id'e never met mary but on the phone her voice was sexy.
i called round monday, mary must have forgot i was calling she had just got out the shower and was so embarrassed she was only in a towel,come in dave i will only be a minute, dont worry your not the first iv'e seen in a towel iv'e even see... Continue»