a hot night with a hot G.I.L.F
a hot night wit a hot G.I.L.F
i was preforming at a club down in the hot springs of a florida retirement community club.the drinks were stirring,the ladies were getting "loose".
doing my set i was making them laugh.it had been a while since i had gotten any and i was feeling it this night,giving it my all and working the stave like an obedient slave.though it wasn't for the crowd,it was for the elderly beauty in the front row.she was giving me that glare you get wen you are making a dame as wet as you are making her laugh.for an old crowd they knew how to roar,and i knew that night i was going to make her roar just the same.
my set closed to the usual applause.
i ran off and too the door waiting to great all my new fans as they left into the stifling florida night.
one by one they came up.i could see the dingy eyed beauty lingering behind the crowd,her walker in hand,she wanted to be last so she could get it all,and we both knew it.
finally it was just me,the staff,and her.she greeted me.
"hello young man."she said with a used smokers voice.so enticing.
"hows it going dame?"i asked pretending to not care.
"i really liked the show,i haven't laughed that hard since i saw woody allen preform his stand up."
"thanks babe,"i say giving her a seducing smile.glancing down at her wearing her leg warmers.i think about rubbing them."you like to laugh?"she smiles.
"yes,of course young man,i like to laugh a lot."she said frolicking her poofed up thin hair with her skinny,veiny and witch like hand.i knew she needed a my dick.
"i know how to make a broad laugh."i say pulling out a pack of lucky strikes i keep in my coat pocket for just these occasions.these oldies love the smell of a second hand strike,they miss it,it makes them feel young,it makes them feel sexy.
"alright toot's,"i say blowing that intoxicating aphrodisiac into her wrinkled faded face."what you're name?"
"oh my name is helen buren,"she says with a small pulling all he jowls high."what is you'res?i couldn't read the sign wit you're name,my lasik is wearing out."
"it's alright babe.joe derosa is the name.i want to make you laugh."she lets out a seductive laugh that sounds similar to a rat caught in a bicycle chain.
"i bet a nice strapping young man like you,"she says with a pause looking at my absent shoulder,i become insecure,she resumes her sentence."could make a gal laugh all night."
"you know it stewardess."she laughs.im in.
"oh you charmer."she says.i interlock my arm with hers.
"want to get to my hotel,i have lots of jokes."close to her i can smell mothballs on her person.my 5'5 inch prick starts to plump up.fifteen minutes later we are at my 1998 ford taurus.i help her into my passenger side door she gets in,oxygen mask in hand and rest comfortable in my seat,fast food bags at her feet.i close the door,the electronic seat belt fashions to her.
i open my trunk and fold her walker and put it in on top of my pile of g.i.l.f porn mags and close the trunk.i get in the drivers seat,i know what i am in store for tonight,i can't wait to get some.i think to myself as the electronic seat belt straps over me.she compliments my car.
"this is a lovely horseless carriage you have her Joseph.do you have to crank it first?"
"no babe i just got to turn the key."i do so showing off.she smiles at the rumble of the engine.
i drive to my hotel.she urges me to slow down,frightened at my ferocious speeds reach up 35 miles per hour.i slow to 15,it drives me wild,in time we get to my hotel.room 217 is my number.i think i may try some sex with her in the bathtub.
we get into my room via the handicapped ramp,he tennis ball bottom walker assisting her along the way as i rub my enlarging cock through my zipper.
"you're in for a good night babe."i say to her.
"huh?" she replies.
"i said you're in for a good night,babe."
"i can't hear you,i think my hearing aid went dead again."
"I SAID!!,YOU'RE IN FOR A GOOD NIGHT!!BABE!!."yelling in the parking lot.i subdue myself,not wanting to ruin the mood.we make it into the hotel room.i rent only places of class.
a beach shore painting on the wall,a picture tube on the dresser and a table for one in the corner.i sit her down on the bed.then excuse myself to get some wine.i pore the wine.then return to the bed,she has out a bag filled with pills of varying colors.
"i need to take my vitamins."she says.i hand her her wine.she takes her pills.and swallows the wine.i get close to her,she smells old and distinct.i think of her holding me,cradling me.i make the first move and kiss her.her mouth taste of poligrip.i unzip my pants.she smells of gold bond medicated powder.
our passion grows.i slip off her wool sweater on top of her blouse.she pulls away from me for but a moment to say a confession.
"i have never been with an exotic man like you before."
"i am Egyptian."she lunges onto me,i hear he hip crack.we fall back on the bed.i pulls her blouse of and her wire bra.laying her on her back,her winkled freckled breast hanging over her side and resting on the bed between her torso and arms.i suckle them.then pull my pants off and take off my shirt.showing my will ferrell like body.
she whistles at me sexily.i sit next to her and ask her to jerk me.
"give me a handy toots."she does so,but weekly so.i ask her to do it with more grip."i can't,"she says."i have arthritis."
her words turn me on over the edge.i cum on my stomach.she is disappointed.
but i came and pushed her out the door.