moral of the day

My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her s****r alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have sex" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you've won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car
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Categories: Sex Humor
Posted by jadoushka
3 years ago    Views: 1,043
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1 year ago
lol
2 years ago
YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO STILL HAVE A CAR WERE I LIVE HE HE HE HE.
3 years ago
Before sex, you help eachother get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story:
in life no one helps you once you're fucked
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3 years ago
bahahahahahahahaha nice!!!
3 years ago
Nice one.