Old Lady goes to heavan

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most
awful bl**dcurdling screams.Don't worry about that', says St. Peter,
'it's only someonehaving the holes put into her shoulder blades for
wings.'
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.Ten minutes later, there are more bl**d curdling
screams.'Oh my God', says the old lady, 'now what is happening?'
Not to worry', says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled
to fit the halo.'I can't do this', says the old lady, 'I'm going to
hell.''You can't go there', says St. Peter. 'You'll be ****d and
sodomized.'
'Maybe so', says the old lady, 'but I've already got the holes
drilled for that!'
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3 years ago    Views: 2,263
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2 years ago
ROTFLMFAO
jerkyturkey
retired
3 years ago
lol classy
3 years ago
nice...lol
3 years ago
LMAO
3 years ago
very cool
3 years ago
funny as.....
3 years ago
very good
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
sounds like it would be more fun in hell
3 years ago
lol