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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? "

The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the k**s. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"

The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired. " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here? " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "
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Posted by happyhead
2 years ago    Views: 2,547
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2 years ago
Too Fuckin Funny
2 years ago
That's funny
sluttyone...
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2 years ago
so funny thanks for the post
2 years ago
too funny
2 years ago
too funny
2 years ago
that is a great one thanks
2 years ago
Lmao
2 years ago
Funny-ass shit ever.... LOL :-)
Leahtiti
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2 years ago
Tabooly very funny!!! Thanks for sharing!
2 years ago
totaly good loved it
2 years ago
making me laugh is not easy.good job
2 years ago
Very good!
2 years ago
hehe cool