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Porn stars I have fucked part 1

I have fucked a few pornstars, not top level famous ones but a few famous ones.

A lot of pornstars work as e****ts so thats how you can fuck them, just takes a bit of travel and a bit of effort to get the best price for the piece of cunt of your choice.

Here are a few I remember,

Solana


this has done a few interracial scenes, got it while in California, not too expensive as it was never very famous. Got all the usual, handy, bj and fuck, anal not offered. Paid for 90 minutes but after abou... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 1 year ago  |  7

[Story] Working Holiday

Just back for a works tip to Spain, 11 days in a place i wont name as I dont want to give the game away, but I had a great time.

Last time I was there was a lads holiday 9 years ago, this time I ended up with a house to myself because the guy who was supposed to cover the job was planning on bringing his wife and k** so the house was booked, when he dropped out I said I would do it.

Ended up in a nice house with a little pool, was not too busy around there so no neighbors to complain. Good stuff.

Like I said I was there on a lds holiday years ago and had a bit of cunt (english & scott... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 2 years ago  |  3

[Story] start at the beginning - my first time, bye bye v

Ok let me start with what i think is obvious, its the internet so about 99% of it is made up horseshit. I look at it a differnt way, whats the point in lying? really - whats the fucking point? you dont get paid or gain a thing by lying so why do it. Down the pub with some mates I will tell a few lies, leave out the parts that make me look bad and all the rest, but on here I tell the truth.

OK down to business, my first time with full sex was about 3 months before my 18th birthday with my girlfriend Yvonne. We had been going out for nearly a year and the most sexual thing we had done was I ... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 3 years ago  |  7

[Story] Not a merry Christmas

Well merry christmas to me, just had a very very bad nite. Maybe in a day or two I will laugh about it a bit more.

Started out usual stuff, drink in my local while meeting some mates, we then headed off to a pub that was having a chrismas party. Jesus it was awful, we travelled a fair way there cause one of my mates said it wwas always packed with decent cunt.

Turns out he was wrong. Place was mostly empty and what looked like the single bits of gash were noting special. But we were there and it was too late to move on so we had to make the most of it, another of my mates has a gift for ... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 3 years ago  |  3

tattoos, a tramp stamp is not what it used to be

Used to be that if you saw a tattoo you could be pretty sure you were looking at a slag and you were in with a chance of getting something from it.

Now must of the cunts around have tattoos, not just tramp stamps, tattoos on their hands and faces for fucks sake and its not a guarantee of even a handy. I miss the times when the sight of ink on flesh meant that after a few shots you were getting at least a few fingers into a nice wet cunt.
Posted by happy_wanking 3 years ago

[Story] Stupid young cunt

I'm getting older now and dont have the patience I used to have, really dealing with the stupid young cunt around now is almost not worth it.

I have a steady piece of cunt that I use, its happy to have me around and I can always get a blowjob or a handy from it. When its on the rag I do it up the shitter too, only problem with it is that its vagina is a monster - really I think ist k** must have come out sideways -haha - no other way to explain how a vag could be that loose. But the best thing abut this cunt is that it understands it place, I dont have to listen to it talk about its favouri... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 3 years ago  |  11

[Story] Dogging

Never wanted to try dogging, the videos are ok but half the time the cunts they use are totaol pigs - so if they cant even pay good looking cunt to do it what are the chances that you will find a decent looking piece of cunt doing it for free?

Two weeks ago i read on a site that a pub on the end of a bus route near me had some dogging going on in the car park beside it. went along to watch the match and kept an eye out, went outside prentending to make a phone call and saw a few others looking a bit shifty. had to wait another bit for any cunt to arrive.

when the cunt arrived a few bloke... Continue»
Posted by happy_wanking 3 years ago  |  3
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