handsonjob's Blog
The Race for Rank

There is a disappointing trend occurring in the xHamster community that I would like to see halted. Several members, in their hurry to obtain rank, are leaving one word remarks (or spamming) to increase the number of comments that they post. Just saying "yum" after viewing a video is not acceptable, nor is visiting member's profiles and just saying "hi." Similarly, welcoming new members to this site individually should not be an acceptable comment. Those who know my style are aware that I always say something more than "sweet" or "nice tits." It has caused me to have several run- ins with posting members, but isn't that what this great gathering place is about? To those of you to whom this blog is directed, please try to add some substance to your comments. It might take you a little longer to get to xHamster royalty, but who gives a fuck what your rank is anyway?
Posted by handsonjob 4 years ago
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2 months ago
i know i'm guilty of resurrecting a really old posting, so apologies in advance.

the rank thing is totally worthless for most users anyway. does it really factor in to how someone will interact with someone else? "oh i love your pics and vids, but you're still only on porn star status and i'm a pimp, so i'm not going to chat" who would do that?

also, the titles are generally inaccurate anyway.

if you have 200 posts you're a "porn expert"? really? after that few posts?
a 1000 makes you a pornstar? what if you have zero actual content?
what about "Celebrity"? I choose to limit my friends under 400, so i doubt im a celebrity as i probably only really interact with 25% of them regularly.
if you have 5000+ comments you're a "PIMP"? really? maybe behind the computer.

i just recently went over 8000 so i guess i'm a porn king now, but that may actually be somewhat accurate.
4 months ago
I'm not really put off by the comment spammers. They'll do what they do. What I find odd (and even a little spooky) is the members with very few or even zero comments - after years of being here. What's the point of registering an account if you're not going to participate in any way whatsoever (besides stockpiling "friends.")?
6 months ago
I agree with you. Its very ungrateful saluting new members with a nice welcoming message and having nothing as a response. I do it not for the rank, who cares?, but for the only purpose to be nice.
7 months ago
Nice tits!
7 months ago
but who gives a fuck what your rank is anyway? Then WHY do YOU CARE so MUCH ? Are you WORRIED some one might PASS YOU BY, on the WAY UP ;( Some people have a LOT to SAY, SOME NONE ;( This TRIVIAL SHIT doesn't BOTHER ME in the LEAST ;)
tonywall
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1 year ago
check this attention whore out lol
http://xhamster.com/user/palme912
1 year ago
I don't think it really matters all that much. Just an ego trip to some. Meh
2 years ago
I couldn't help laughing.It's never too late to learn.
2 years ago
So your rank is based off the number of comments you make? Wow ... Maybe xHamsters should change that, and make it based off the number of friends/fans you have!

Anyone can spam comments on videos ...
2 years ago
NICE
2 years ago
this user
http://xhamster.com/user/blidavoz

here his intro
http://p1.xhamster.com/000/027/291/536_intro.big.jpg

and here the Downloadlink from a good friend who send me that evidence

......of this stupid user and his 12 Pages of BS 4 Rank
http://www.file-upload.net/download-7147627/Untitled-19.avi.html

enyoj :))
2 years ago
Nice tits
But no really all jokes aside, you guys shouldn't be worrying about what other people do. Just worry about your page :)
hardmale1...
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2 years ago
i did not know that ranks are based on comments :O is that so? anyone...I thought it was on profile views :P
2 years ago
Haha. Don't give a fuck.
2 years ago
I agree 100%
twinkyat
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2 years ago
if i comment after i came i don't feel like writing something out
2 years ago
Agreed but since that is just one word i will try to say more um indeed i absolutely agree. I never write less then five words when i comment anyways
2 years ago

300angelg...
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2 years ago
lol sometimes people are too busy to leave by that means that the video didnt get their rocks off like they wanted it to
2 years ago
Hi ;)
2 years ago
nice post
2 years ago
but sometimes thats all you can say because the vid was so good ur speechleess
2 years ago
Beyond the walls of this site, things like rank, page views, and video ratings really don't matter a damn anyway - so why bother about someone who tries to artificially boost their own? Not something I'd care about, or ALL my pics and vids would be 5*, I'd have 1m page views and made even more comments!
Live and let live - if someone has nothing better to do with their time than boost their ranking here, then good luck to 'em. It's no skin off of my considerable nose...
It's a sociable porn site ladies & gentlemen - enjoy the porn! ;)
2 years ago
wow, now 25,341 in 17 days! is it humanly possible??? this user must be in front of the comp all day! lol
tonywall
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2 years ago
14 days 22.000 comments
must be a new record
http://xhamster.com/user/I_Wantz_Cookiez
2 years ago
boasting ur allways gunna have it with guys :p i dont see the point in ranks and if anything the more uploads u have the higher ur rank should be then getting a rank like "porn star" makes more sense
2 years ago
Totally agree with you friend. And most of all, the fact that usually this kind of person, doesn't has any content uploaded, make me think!
0MFG
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2 years ago
no ranks and no comments counted would mean less spam
0MFG
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2 years ago
IMO xham shouldn't count the comments users make or have ranks.
2 years ago
Yea... haha it is unfortunate but I do think this would still occur without the actual title rank