THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to find a cute little coil to saturate. He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode over Wheatstone bridge, around the sine waves, and stopped by a flowing current.
They walked over to Magnetic field and sat down. Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-amp’s characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum, and her field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowering her resistance still more, and then hr pulled out his hi-voltage probe. He inserted it in her socket connecting then in parallel and began to short-circuit her shunt. Milli-Amp, fully excited, started to sigh, OHM, OHM. With his tube operating at a maximum and her coil vibrating from the flow, she soon reached her capacity. The excess current flow had gotten her shunt pretty hot, and Micro-Farad was rapidly discharging and finally drained off every electron.
They fluxed all night, truing different sockets and various connections, until his bar magnet lost all its field strength, Then Mill-Amp tried self-induction and tuned her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his transformer so they ended up by reversing polarity and blowing each other’s fuses.

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1 year ago
Brilliant.
1 year ago
Great piece. Have you delved into quantum machanics?
2 years ago
Funny -- and smart!
3 years ago
I posted this on AFF in 09 this is the story