"Step out of the car please sir" you say in a commanding voice. You are the most beautiful cop I have ever seen. "What's the problem, Officer?" I say as I step out of the car. "Turn around and face the car". I comply and you handcuff me like a real criminal. "Get in the back of my vehicle" you command and I obey again, but now I'm really getting nervous. You get in the front seat and start driving. "What's the charge" I ask, panic in my voice. "Driving while hot" you answer in a cold voice. "What? Are you out of your mind?" I ask increduously. "Yes" is your curt reply. Now I'm starting to seri Continue»

She's getting scarier, but there is no point in worrying about it. I'm totally hooked on her and whatever happens is inevitable. She has me tied down the usual way - on my back on the bed with my feet chained to the bedposts and a noose around my neck. She leaves my arms free because she says she likes to watch me trying to fend off the blows when she beats me. Creepy, right? Who knows what she will do to me this time? Cuts and bruises are par for the course. I always tell her "not the face!" but there have been a couple of fat lips and a black eye so far. Now she is on top of me in a 69 posit Continue»

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

At night, when the sky is full of stars and the sea is still you get the wonderful sensation that you are floating in space. - Natalie Wood (ironically)

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone. - Marilyn Monroe

Talk not of wasted affection - affection never was wasted. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope

It was the age of reason. It was the age of insanity. - Charles Dickens

Go fuck yourself. - Dick Cheney

Give me chastity and continence - but not yet. Saint Augustine

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. - Brendan Behan

I wanted to rub the human face in its own vomit, and f***e it to look in the mirror. - J. G. Ballard

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat. - Jean Paul Sartre

It ain't over 'til it's over. - Yogi Berra

The hood of the car is hot from the sun. You feel the heat on your stomach when I come from behind and push you down on the hood. You feel the heat on your nipples when I untie your top and pull it away. You feel the heat of my breath and the warm wetness of my tongue as I begin kissing and licking the small of your back while pulling off your thong. You feel my tongue wandering down to your waiting anus. The tip of my tongue circles around the rim of your anus while my quivering fingers seek out your already wet pussy. My hand probes deep into your pussy becoming soaked with your juices while Continue»

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. But you can decide how you're going to live now. - Joan Baez

They paved paradise, put up a parking lot. - Joni Mitchell