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[Story] The Miracle of Massive Vaginas

TRUE STORY

Hi, my name is Dick Biggs- that's actually my name! My parents named me that because apparently when I was born, the doctor thought he saw the head coming out but it was actually the large tip of my baby cock. It was in the newspapers. Anyway, you'd probably think that having a huge penis(I'm talking 3 pringles cans stacked together, I'm talking a lamp with a lampshade, like an elephant trunk) is a blessing- that I would be the envy of all my friends. Turns out, it's more of a curse- instead of getting the nickname "anaconda" in the locker room, I was called "mutant". The k**s us... Continue»
Posted by fartmaster69 2 years ago
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