THE STORI OF THE PARIST THILTON CUNITE. and the a

one apon the time a litli dogi want to talki it there dumpe.


9 - -the dogi he callit RACTUMIO


2.4 he saye -- oof oof l make it theer dump onit there sticki it on the

brig.

5
ghhwwaaghh agaghah the liti dogi say - 'thatit comme out like th big kfucking loge. now l gotiit there sore bungpipes.

BUT THENE 7 (A LITIL CUNIT)

PARITS HLITON!!

she sayu who didit thje r shiterei onn my ftuucing ruge cunti?? that makem me angri -- I GOING TO WACKE UP THE CUNITE WHO MALKE SHITER LOGE ON THERE RUGE!!!! AAGGHHHGHGG

0
AAHAGHAHGHGHGGH!!!

2
AAAGHAGHAGHAGHAHGA

HEY hyu heyi hey hheeyy HHHEEEYYYY HHEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! PAOPTIS HLITON!! (saye ractumino -)
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i doit there shlonge trude pratis hliton!!! you note likei this?? hmm?uumm??

I SAYE YOIU LIKEKIT WHJHEN IDIIT ONE IN THERE BEDE AND YOIU LOIKED IT UP YEER SHL!!!!!

2

Pasists hlitons she sayis -ooohhhhhh ooohhhhh uuugghhhh 0 0 / . i noiw rememnber now litil dogi raACTUMIO!! you me habve it there loge parti and yiiu we me pite logepipep up ther buntfundloie. GGAAGHGHGH

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IT MAKEN THREE SQUIRTTRIT TIMIES

2

GGGLLLAAAGHGHGGHHHG

AAAGHGHGHGHGHGGH UUGGHHGHG

UUNNNNNNN

UUUJJJJJJJJ

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litil doogi sayye now i fuckin pute loge in ther triloiuet bwol and saye it enogfs parties hiloton. you tooi soone there espolt cunty8flap!

1

okokok sasye partis hliton - ! i lonbe ithre litol dogi - nextoi ime we make big pissit parti too cunit!!!!!1

6a

YESW YES!- say litil dogi ;[ but thene - whaty is this?

'WHO CUNIT MAKING SHITTURDE IM MNY HOOUSEW??!!!??!?!?!?!?'

OHHNO it is niciloit righie!! eeeoooooo

niicole RICJOIE!!!!

IA,M IN MADE IS ASWU THEHR NICLOE RICHIRe

3

i takkiit the boobis i likeit note shtdung3e!!!
2

oooooooo

okok - -if y0ou bring there dadit along he cans smelle my pantis say the lhilton - -oho - saye ractumio = yese he cane then alsoi he LIKC MY DUMNG BALLIK TOOO THERE FTUCKING LIONELO RICHGIE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAA

3
they aalle
laugh and sooen thwy fog to it there slewep time 9 (

9

and ithey dreamine about it he sqyuirt pee prarty withth .....

EREKLNIC CKLAPTON!!!!!!!1


AAGHGHGHGHG
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4

contimntd ssoon for make toole mtithj erikc ckloapoton!!!


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1 year ago
The Greatest story ever told!!!!!
2 years ago
Ah liitel haart a anastand
howzit
retired
3 years ago
your'e a genius xD
Tina-Harris
retired
3 years ago
*mentally ill*
3 years ago
What the fuck? Is this drunk speak?
4 years ago
Okay so i will translate( hope i understand it)
A little dog called RACTUMIO pees and poos at a the carpet of a little girl called Paris Hilton(stupid name..sounds like a hotel in europe). so the girl screams and the dog f...ed her?!? but when the Girl sleeps she dreams of a Peeparty with Eric Clapton.
So i hope that was right!
Have a nice day!
4 years ago
this iss it the guid sorti. VERIUY GOIDUD STORI IN FACET!!
4 years ago
im sure i speak for everyone on here when i say.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPOSED TO BE???????