ermitrude's Blog

[Story] The forest, the park and the cunits

one it a timio a litil fiend.

4.

the litil fiendei it he go walk tino the park.

THREE

A duk in it the ponde.

1.

''helo it duk '' saye firend.

''AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH RGGGGGGGGGGHRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''

3,

SAYE IT THRE DUCKE.

''wat wronge lititld duky?'' saye ifiende.

''I TEL YOUI WATSH IS WRONGFE'' saye ducjk.

.7

''I BIEN FELLED WIT ALRAMING SENSE OF ENNUI SINCE IT

FRISYT TOIME DRONALDS TRUMPE NOT MMNAKE PRIOEIDISENT''

3.

(sobe)


6.2

(waile)

1.

I goe 'sayuye it the friende.''

toime to go awawwye.... Continue»
Posted by ermitrude 11 months ago  |  1

[Story] The American Dream Time of the Supporating Spoor.

"I want to leave" Derek moaned hungrily. "Leave what"? rasped Angel vociferously - "We've only just got here you whining cunt"

"I know but, but it's so quiet here, and my asparagus is limp - I certainly didn't expect a night like this for a blind date."

Angel leaned back in her chair, took a good look at Derek. He WAS quite good looking in his own way - the large white Aran jumper offset his red curly hair in a fetching way, though his patched denim dungarees were decidingly wrong.

Laughlingly she murmured 'Derek, I enjoy it anyway, lets stay a while. I'm getting . . . . antsy"

... Continue»
Posted by ermitrude 11 months ago  |  1

thDSEPRATE TIMIE OF TER FIENDE & LITIL DUCKi.

one it a timio a litil fiend.

4.

the litil fiendei it he go walk tino the park.

THREE

A duk in it the ponde.

1.

''helo it duk '' saye firend.

''AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH RGGGGGGGGGGHRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''

3,

SAYE IT THRE DUCKE.

''wat wronge lititld duky?'' saye ifiende.

''I TEL YOUI WATSH IS WRONGFE'' saye ducjk.

.7

''I BIEN FELLED WIT ALRAMING SENSE OF ENNUI SINCE IT

FRISYT TOIME DRONALDS TRUMPE NOT MMNAKE PRIOEIDISENT''

3.

(sobe)


6.2

(waile)

1.

I goe 'sayuye it the friende.''

toime to go awawwye.... Continue»
Posted by ermitrude 1 year ago  |  4

[Story] THE STORI OF THE PARIST THILTON CUNITE. and the a

one apon the time a litli dogi want to talki it there dumpe.


9 - -the dogi he callit RACTUMIO


2.4 he saye -- oof oof l make it theer dump onit there sticki it on the

brig.

5
ghhwwaaghh agaghah the liti dogi say - 'thatit comme out like th big kfucking loge. now l gotiit there sore bungpipes.

BUT THENE 7 (A LITIL CUNIT)

PARITS HLITON!!

she sayu who didit thje r shiterei onn my ftuucing ruge cunti?? that makem me angri -- I GOING TO WACKE UP THE CUNITE WHO MALKE SHITER LOGE ON THERE RUGE!!!! AAGGHHHGHGG

0
AAHAGHAHGHGHGGH!!!

2
AAAGHAGHAGH
... Continue»
Posted by ermitrude 4 years ago  |  8

[Story] the BIG CUNIT FIGHTS

OK one it the time the bludi pig cop he callit the ;hey sweaty fucslip'[ he saye ''noow i got it to it thete
1.
bl**di pig cop house. why saye the sexi ladi = she callit = one timepigsnatch = the bludi
pig cop he saye i go tit it hteree then i shit up the leg

ojook sat onetimepigsnatch she saye = = aauuuggghhh bbblllggghhhhhh - i like it to get there dump in there tights and sometoime on it theree fukine shoes too sexi pig cop oogghhhh aaggghhhhh iiigghhhh

4. so now i am itn ntere staion i habve to look in there files for the sexzoi time.

5. the copper i... Continue»
Posted by ermitrude 4 years ago  |  8

[Story] Teh litil dogi.

One day it a litil dogi he walking through there forist and he see the

1. the bear

The bear he saye what you wanit the doggi toda i habve it to go there shopis.

the litil dogi sauy i go to froiest to make hump with shoe

the happi beaqr he
say ok the doggi -

The dogui was called. FIRSTTIME MASTERBAT - he sayi /bear/ jher say come on dogi now time to paybacek tho that se brastirds.
who the bsatird s dogi?/ those cunits that lied to us about tattoooss.!!


The bear hwo callit - SEX HORROR


he saye that two right first time masterbat nowe w kille alle a the c... Continue»
Posted by ermitrude 4 years ago  |  9
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