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Just a minor rant. It irritates me when beautiful women who don't need surgery get it anyway. Or when they get tattoos, or other big changes. It happens a lot in porn but it still gets on my nerves. They got there on their looks, why screw with it? Mainstream performers are no different. I'm just ranting because I just saw that after leaving the biz for a little while, Kiara Lord is back doing scenes. If there was anyone who didn't need implants, it's her. Her boobs were gorgeous. She had an amazing natural body. So now, she has implants and on top of that she now has several tattoos. She's a… Read more

If more people somehow saw these little rants of mine I might just ask for your own reasons to hate politicians and post those. Because who doesn't hate politicians? They lie, they change their minds for mysterious reasons, they backroom deal,they cut funds for stupid reasons but charge the tax payers for their limos and expensive meals and trips, they are out of touch because they were born with a silver spoon in their mouths or they just don't care, etc... and many just feel obliged to be scum because, well, why not. You'd think these scumbags would carry themselves at a higher level than… Read more

ATMs can be annoying to use, mainly when people are in front of you. How about when the person in front of you finishes, but takes forever to move their ass out of the way so you can use the machine. They stand there, put their pen away, get the money, count the money, put it in their wallet, put the wallet in their pocket, get the receipt, give it a once-over... all in front of the fucking machine. Sometimes they take over a minute and it's really annoying especially when you're in a rush. How hard is it to do all that shit off to the side and let the next person in line use the machine? I… Read more

Have you ever noticed that after someone passes away, people always talk about them like they were the most awesome person to ever walk the Earth? You hear the same stuff all the time... "He was kind to everyone", "He always had a smile on his face", "He would help anyone in need", etc. etc. It makes me roll my eyes every time. It annoys me because these are all cliches, and because people don't share praise like that with people when they are still alive to appreciate it. Yeah, when someone isn't there anymore you try to think of the good things but really, people lay it on pretty thick a… Read more

Recently xHamster deleted my profile with no warning for having "Fifty-three DMCA copyright complaints" from various porn producers. I managed to get them to reactivate my profile (eventually), after getting it through to them that I didn't receive a single warning. In their terms, xHamster is supposed to give a warning after 3 complaints and suspend the account after 6. I'm back, though my uploading privileges have been removed (I suggested it, so that's OK)... not that I was doing much uploading lately anyway. This site grew on these "pirate" uploads and now they want to be a legit trail… Read more

I prefer to solve problems on my own, and only use tech support chats or tickets or whatever as a last resort. Usually I do work it out on my own. However, there are those infuriating times that you have no recourse but to talk to a tech support guy via phone or chat or e-mail, or in person, and from there in my experience is where the real pain always begins. Tech support experiences are usually like pulling teeth... slow and painful. You can be very descriptive of your issue, you can send screenshots, you can sing and dance and still they often don't get it. Also, each additional time I… Read more

Where I am, mosquitos are absolutely brutal in the summertime. I'm in the prairies at the moment, and there are always massive clouds of them hanging around. And I hate to admit it, but the ugly little fuckers creep me out... it really bothers me when I look down and see one of the repulsive little bastards (or should I say bitches, since it's the females that feed on blood) snacking on my arm or whatever. I also really hate that high pitched whine their wings make when they fly. I have an unfortunate reflex that when I hear that whine in my ear, I freak out like a little sissy girl and sl… Read more

I just returned from picking up groceries... holy shit, but people can be annoying in supermarkets. Cases in point: - People leaving their shopping carts dead centre in the aisle so you can't get past. I should carry one of those little canister airhorns for these people and make them shit their pants. How hard is it to stay to one side or the other? - Assheads on cell phones, having long conversations and roaming absent-mindedly without shopping. Today I wanted bananas, but some broad was blocking the bananas with her ass and her cart, while loudly talking about the fiber in her diet an… Read more

Ugh, bagpipes. I've never found their sound appealing, but I didn't start to actively dislike them until I got a nearby neighbor who practices the fucking thing outside up to twice a day. "Amazing Grace" and scales. That's it. Again and again. It's such a harsh sound too... like cats in a blender. It's like a migraine put to music. I don't know which is worse, the ear-bleeding shrillness or the constant drone that hums throughout and feels like it's penetrating your brain somehow. I don't hear it in the winter when the windows are closed. But come spring... it's baaack! Usually he starts u… Read more

I saw bits of some porno movies in 1984 (I think) but I don't recall any names or stars. Nothing great anyway. Usually I consider my first porno to be "Flesh and Fantasy" with Taija Rae which I saw in 1985. The full movie's even on xHamster! Not a great movie, but it stuck in my memory for some reason... watching it here I was actually amazed how much of it I remembered.… Read more

I don't throw around money like I'm rich, but like all of us I've been asked to loan a bit of cash here and there. There's always friends and family we know will ultimately pay us back, and I think most people, myself included, like to help others if they can. What burns me is when you have to chase the people you did a favor for, play phone tag, knock on their door, or other such things. If you say you'll pay back on a given date, do so. If you can't for any reason, there's a thing called a phone, use it! BS like that makes me want to be selfish instead. I'm pretty broke myself, and if I s… Read more

Maybe I'm strange, but I prefer to trim my nails in private. I just assume people don't like having a stranger's nail shards whizzing past their head, or into their eyeballs or drink. Still, some don't care. I've seen people cut their nails on the bus. I went for a coffee with someone once, and with horror I noticed I was sitting in and around a whole bunch of nail trimmings. I was in Walmart just last week, and an old guy strolling the aisles just stopped suddenly, pulled out a nail clipper, and did his whole fucking HAND before he moved on. Yeesh. The worst I have done, is once or twice… Read more

These people are a dime a dozen. They can be found in chat rooms, comment sections of sites like YouTube, online video games, and many more places... just anywhere people interact. They go by many names... trolls is another popular one. What I consider an ITG/troll is pretty simple... a complete stranger who wastes no time calling you names, bragging about their strength and sexual prowess while attempting to ridicule yours, trying to disrupt civil conversations, etc. Essentially, they say things that would probably get their face punched in if they acted like that in front of a real person… Read more

As appreciative as I am that these things exist, it annoys me to no end how nasty so many are. For some reason restrooms seem to turn many people into wild a****ls. Why is there always piss all over the toilet seats? Why is there always snot wiped on the wall above the urinal? Why do people insist on leaving their logs floating for the next person to find? Why do so many public restrooms use toilet paper that is comparable to #24 sandpaper? And in those little fucking squares that you have to use at least 10 of at a time, so your fingers don't bust through and go right up your as… Read more

I know I'm not alone on this. Shakycam is such an annoying thing, yet you see it on TV and in the movies regularly nowadays. It bugged me when I first saw it on Hill Street Blues in the 80s and it still does now. I guess it's supposed to look more realistic or something but it doesn't. Having the camera moving constantly is hard on the stomach too, and I'm not even nearly as susceptible to that as many people are. Here's a hint, all you up and coming filmmakers in Hollywood who want to be different... buy a fucking tripod!… Read more

I strongly considered whether to write about this as I'm sure many of you are just fine with this stuff and might take it personally. Please do not. I will begin by diplomatically saying, "to each their own," and if you do dig any of the stuff I'm going to say I don't care for, remember that I'm sure some of the "old crap" (heh) I like isn't on your ipod either. We all have our preferences, much of it dictated by nostalgia or familiarity, such as you grew up with it. I'm not calling anyone who likes this stuff mentally challenged, or a moron, which would be par for the course on the internet,… Read more

I'm not a master of social behavior, but the basics aren't that hard. Take conversation, for instance. You share input on something, you let the other person respond, you listen to them. As I've said in a previous rant here, I hate frivolous small talk... so if I do stop and talk, let's at least stay on topic. But have you ever felt trapped by someone who wouldn't shut up? Some people think you want to know their entire life story, and seem prepared to deliver it no matter where you are or how well you know them. Sometimes it's quite private or just very off-topic, which comes off as extra… Read more

Sometime in the last 20 years or so somebody came up with window decals you can (supposedly) see through. And because buses apparently didn't have enough advertising on them already (yeah right), these decals made it possible to wrap the whole damn bus in advertising, even on the windows. Have you ever tried seeing through these stupid things from the inside? It looks like a black honeycomb with a zillion little holes in it. It looks like crap. Windows are made to see through, not cover with unneeded junk that makes it hard to see anything through. Fortunately I don't take the bus a lot, but I… Read more

(Blog post updated on 5/15/18) The Roku is a media streaming device for your TV not unlike Apple TV, Chromecast, and others. Porn channels are not allowed in the on-screen Roku channel store, but there IS a way to get porn on the Roku... here's how. First, a brief explanation of terminology used by Roku: The Roku on-screen menu lists channels under "Streaming Channels". These are called "public" channels. There are also "private", or hidden channels available, but you need to add these manually into your Roku account. (Private channels aren't necessarily porn related... they are channels tha… Read more

Not being a huge fan of seeing pics of ugly dicks and splooge, I find the cum tribute thumbnails that come up during general searches on this site to be annoying, gross and I must admit, a little puzzling. I know everyone is into different things, but do people actually watch these? If so, why? And why do people make them? Are they really pretending that they are blowing their load on Alexandra Daddario's face? Whacking off is one thing, but this? Just... why? Obviously, I'm missing the point here assuming there IS one. I suppose some people might like seeing low quality video of some guy's… Read more