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dmc01

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
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I'm:dmc01, 46
From:Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Seeking:Woman
Language:English
Personal Information
Relation:Open
Kids:No, but may be want some
Occupation:Practice target for angry feminists, part-time alligator castrator
Education:Some college
Religion:Agnostic
Star sign:Sagittarius
Smoking:Never
Drinking:Occasionally
Drugs:Never
Income:Middle
Physical Information
Ethnicity:Mixed
Body type:Average
Height:6 ft 3 in (190 cm)
Hair length:Short
Hair color:Brown
Eye color:Blue
About Me
Howdy, Pervs! :)

I appreciate friend invites but I'm picky about "friending". If you have: a penis avatar, a blank profile, no contributions, favorite videos not shared, or just nothing in common with me, then I will pass on it!



Porn Stuff I Like:

Lesbians: Beautiful, enthusiastic, and well shot smut that is preferably free of toys and cocks. I love to see 69's (with closeups either looking down on or behind the ladies), body licking, and rimjobs!

Natural women: NO tattoos or implants are preferred, with a nicely trimmed bush (not bald, but not Chewbacca crotch either). Examples include Nikki Dial, Draghixa, Nadia Spinks, etc.

Outdoor and Public Stuff: There's something really appealing about a pretty girl completely nude in the great outdoors. The beach, the snow, whatever. No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

Sexy girl feet: I love seeing beautiful feet on a girl I find attractive. This means I need to see the rest of her too!

...So, I don't usually watch dedicated foot porn. I'm not interested in anonymous, ugly, tattooed, dirty, or (implied) smelly feet, extreme close-ups, splayed toes, foot fists, cumming on feet, footjobs, nail art, pantyhose, or sucking on high heels (any exceptions in posts or faves are super rare). Avatars of that stuff also turn me off.

Straight sex: Hot, respectful, and passionate. Swallows can be hot too (not bukkake). I like to see real chemistry between performers who have fun in their scenes. No misogynistic crap for me, thanks.

Vintage: They don't make 'em like they used to. The production values and film quality may make the Zapruder film look like HD by comparison, but the pioneers of sex films were one of a kind and as sexy as in any era. We want bush! (OK, I can handle Chewbacca crotch in these films...)


Porn Women I Like:

Natural: Sharon Mitchell, Alicia Monet, Draghixa, Nikki Dial, Roxanne Blaze, Jennifer Stewart, Melanie Moore, Rebecca Lord, Alexandra Silk, Nadia Spinks/Pixie, Kylie Wylde, Sophie Moone, Sophie Paris, Stella Stevens, Mia Stone, Eve Angel, Jamie Hunger, Jana Cova, Eufrat, Ashley Fires, Avy Scott, Carli Banks, Celeste Star, Blue Angel, Melisa Mendiny, Malena Morgan, Anjelica/Krystal Boyd, Mia Malkova, Riley Reid, Kennedy Leigh, Tilly McReese (to name a few)...

Fake (but still hot): Jessica Wylde, PJ Sparxx*, Madison Stone, Kelly O'Dell*, Deidre Holland*, JR Carrington*, Lauryl Canyon, Tara Monroe, Vera*, Sandy*, Kayla Paige, Ariel X*, Jenni Lee, Nicole Aniston*...
* Received implants later in career... :(


NON-Porn Women I Like**:

Ann-Margaret, Jane Seymour, Lynda Carter, Brooke Shields, Monica Bellucci, Elizabeth Hurley, Jennifer Connelly, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman*, Kelly Monaco, Faith Hill, Amber Heard, Kristen Bell, Alison Brie, Amy Adams, Lizzy Caplan, Kaley Cuoco*, Katy Perry, Kate Middleton, Alexandra Daddario...
* Implants... :(
** Generally in their prime, and before any major work was done...



Porn Cliches I Dislike:

- Constantly showing some ugly voyeur dude watching otherwise great lesbian action (and usually jerking off, overacting and making stupid faces).

- Directors or cameramen showing their ugly faces to the camera, talking too much, and pawing the girl being filmed with their disgusting, hairy sausage fingers.

- Zooming in on the dude's grimacing, sweaty face during the money shot. Blah!

- Beautiful all-natural models ruining their bodies with totally unneeded work. Usually involves implants, tattoos and/or botox.

- Awesome lesbian scenes that get wrecked when a dick suddenly shows up 3/4 of the way through.

- Older women being referred to as "teens" (and often involving a school uniform, pigtails, and a stuffed animal).

- Performers who can't be bothered to act interested, or hide their displeasure.

- Guys aiming their cumshot into the girl's eyeball or even hotter, up her nostril.

- Squirting that is obviously pissing!

- Fake overacted moaning, and also badly overlaid recorded moans.

- Porn music. It's cheesy, repetitive and distracting, and you'd never listen to it otherwise!

- Shoes (especially high heels) in bed. Who does that?

- Probably half of all the "older" women in Young/Old lesbian porn being uglier than my avatar (sad, but true).

- Sex toys appearing in stupid places (e.g., a scene in a hospital storage room where dildos or vibrators just happen to be stashed under folded sheets).

- The annoying overuse of the acronym "MILF" (and its variants).

- Cameras clicking, whirring and flashing during a sex scene (...take your stills AFTER the scene, you lazy hack directors!).

- Useless cameramen. We've all seen their work... they zoom in or out when they shouldn't, lose focus at the worst times, and allow body parts and shadows to creep in from off screen.

- Performers looking at the camera (particularly in scripted scenes).





Words you never thought you'd see together, I'll bet...


Ah, sweet naive Aunt May...


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3 days ago
You're Welcome. I guess I should have thought of posting that a while ago, as it seems there's folks here and there who don't even know about the private channels yet, let alone the adult stuff...
3 days ago
DMC01 - Thank you for the hint about the Roku !
7 days ago
Dropped by to say hello and keep up the good work.
13 days ago
nice nice nice nice nice.
13 days ago
Xhamster sucks if they deleted your uploads, they did the same to me
15 days ago
You are welcome.
15 days ago
i see u ahv dorothy bloack video -- she nice acting ... believabe so much thxx
16 days ago
Thanks a bunch! :)
25 days ago
Awesome profile love your about me.
29 days ago
Well, updated my page a bit, fixed some .gif links and tweaked my profile a little bit here and there. I probably haven't done that since I paused uploading a year or so ago, lol...
1 month ago
Great posts DMC. Happy New Year!
1 month ago
Good to see you back DMC!
1 month ago
Nice collection, will have to add ya to my uploaders list =]
1 month ago
All cool here. Uploading tons now as I have some more time. Holiday season and all that:).
1 month ago
Hi. All fine there?:)
1 month ago
Great collection of vids and pics. Thanks for great uploads, I like your favs also
1 month ago
nice collection.
2 months ago
Nice profile. Love the vintage stuff
2 months ago
Not only is your stuff GREAT,...your "views",...are "on the money"!! You go dude!!!
3 months ago
You have the best avatar on Hamster. I tip my cap to you. Outstanding !
3 months ago
Great collection of 90s lesbian scenes! I just subscribed to your page.
3 months ago
Hello:)^^
4 months ago
As always
4 months ago
You're very welcome!
4 months ago
My pleasure
5 months ago
That shit with yoda doing Luke is fucking hilarious !!!!! That made my night at work ,thank you .
5 months ago
great profile
5 months ago
Fed Up with the ratings system!. Vote and comment now here: http://suggestions.xhamster.com/forums/59059-general/suggestions/6360880-change-the-rating-system
5 months ago
You're welcome dude!
5 months ago
thanks for the invite - appreciate your likes/dislikes - hope my stories are to your taste - you don't mention children or machines