My Fantasies –

This is a partial list of my sexual fantasies, if anyone’s interested. I doubt if many of these will come to fruition, but it’s nice to dream. Some already have. As I said, this is a partial list. I’ll be adding more as I remember or come up with others.

My wife and lover and myself all living together in the same home. We're working towards that.

A threesome with my wife and lover. That probably won’t ever happen.

Attend an orgy and participate. I doubt that will happen.

Take my wife and/or lover or both to a porn cinema and have sex with her/them. I've had sex with my lover at a porn cinema. Fun!

A threesome other than with my wife and lover, but one or the other participating. That might happen, my wife occasionally voices in interest in doing so.

Assfuck a woman. I do that every time my lover comes to town!

Assfuck a man. Probably won’t happen.

A threesome with my lover or wife and another man. That might happen, my wife occasionally voices an interest in doing so.

Fuck my lover or wife’s pussy or ass while another guy is fucking the other hole. Extremely doubtful.

A guy assfucking me while my lover and/or wife sucks me off. Probably not.

Fucking my lover as my wife sucks on my balls and slides her tongue over my lover’s pussy and my cock. Or vice versa. Not going to happen.

Watch as three guys have sex with my lover and/or wife and bathes them in cum. Nopers!

Have a threesome with my lover or wife and a black chick. Might happen.

My lover and/or wife assfuck me with their toy while sucking me off. That happens occasionally. And it feels so fucking good!

Cum on my wife’s face and tits. Happens occasionally.

Cum on my lover’s face and tits. Happens occasionally.

Piss on my lover. It happened.

My lover or wife or both go down on me while I sit, casually smoking a cigar. My lover's done this a few times.

I always have to laugh when I leave a negative comment on a clip and the guy who posted the clip deletes it. If you disagree with what I have to say, that's fine. Explain why if you care to, if not, just ignore the comment. But deleting the comment suggests that it was accurate and you don't want anyone else to realise it.

Since being here at xHamster, I've learned that not -all- modern porn is crap. Alot of it is. Most of it's just mediochre. But I've seen quite few modern porn clips that are pretty good. Thanks to everyone who's shared.

I thought some folk might be interested in the way I rate the clips I watch. The way I rate clips is fairly simple. If I like the clip, I usually rate it Average (3), unless it's just poor quality. If I like the clip, but there's an element in it I don't like, I'll downgrade it by one, rating it Poor (2). If I don't like it or if it's blatant advertising or or if it seems to be intentionally titled to mislead the browser, I'll rate it Very Bad (1).

If I like it and there's something more, surprising or exceptionally well done or even something even more indefinable, I'll rate it Good (4). I very seldom rate something Excellent (5). That would have to be absolutly outstanding.

Of course, as with anyone, how I rate a clip is based on my own personal opinions and expectations. I always try to comment, explaining why I disliked something, though I only comment what I actually rated a clip if I rated it Excellent (5).