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The Perfect Female Body!!!!

April 19, 2012, 12:48 am



The Perfect Female Body!!!!


Choice of Ethnic Group: Any

Height, Unimportant
But Preferably Tall

Skin Color, Unimportant

Hair, Unimportant

Full Lips
Big Teeth

Strong Straight Back
Strong Neck & Shoulders

Firm Breasts
Size Unimportant

Strong Arms

Fairly Small in the Waist

Exaggerated Forward
Pelvic Thrust

Round, Fully Belly

Exceptional Large,
Well - Endowed but Firm
Buttocks with “Shelf” effect

Large Thighs

Large Muscular Legs - In general

Thick Ankles

Large, Wide, Strong, Well Manicured Feet

A Woman’s THICKNESS (curves & all) is My WEAKNESS!!!!!





If You're Not Well Huge.

July 13, 2011, 9:34 pm
I heard a lot of women say, “that size matters”. What size matter? I really don’t care because I don’t have the size.

Yea, I can use all of those pills that promise a man that he would be longer or thicker in a matter of days. But you have to think about this. How much would you have to pay or buy (per bottle)? What are the side effects? Do they really work?

I also heard that for every 10 to 15 pounds you loose, your penis grows 3 inches. Well I weight 280 (maybe more) pounds and I’m telling you that it’s truly hard to lose weight. With me, that’s far from happening.

No, I’m not that well huge. As a matter of fact I never was huge I just work with what I got. If I have to spent money, so be it. But not on those pills. I’ll spend the money on foreplay to make her happy. It works very well with the guys whose small like me.

Here are some tips that can get women in the mood and give her the best orgasm she ever had. Note: its going to take time and some money (not much) to achieve your goal of turning her out with the best ever foreplay/orgasm.

1) Light brush touches or caress - Lightly brush her hand or feel how soft her hair is, make sure you look into her eyes. Hold her hand when you are out in public, rub her feet when she’s tired & need relief.

2) You have to spend some time & money - Yes, I said “Spend money”. Take her to a restaurant somewhere romantic. Buy her a single rose or a card. Give her something that makes her feels that she is wanted & need ( Note: Make sure she’s a lady and not a hoochie mac girl from around the way).
When she talks make sure you listen, ladies love it when you give them your undivided attention. Make sure you complement her every chance you get.

3) Ladies gets turn on mentally - When men get sexually excited it usually by visual stimulation (porn movies, a lady’s nude body). But ladies become sexually excited mentally. Here’s a fact for you: “Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.” You should horn in your writing skills. Just think she would go wild to read her name in a romantic fantasy, that you wrote for her.

4) While in bed - Last but not least, your actions in bed will make her flip. If you do it right. By not being well huge you cum faster than the normal man, that’s when the lady will give you that title of the 2 or 5 minutes b*****r.

Before you make love, stand in front of her and admire her beautiful naked body. Gently running your fingers up and down her body, this will create a tingling sensation within her.

Then you need to start by giving her, Full Maximum Cunnilingus (refers to oral sex performed on a woman). You need to let your tongue wrestle (lick) her clitoris, until she’s about to cum. Then you could penetrate her with your penis.

For maximum effect, start thrusting in slow motion and build up to speed gradually. She will enjoy it as well as you.

That’s just a few tips I can give to the man who’s not well huge. I hope you use this information to the best of your knowledge. When it comes to the bed she wouldn’t be disappointed.

The Moment!

June 9, 2011, 3:53 pm
A Kryptonite Moment- 1) is something that makes you weak, 2) falling into when tempted. We all have a Kryptonite Moment, because of the simple fact that we are human.

My Kryptonite Moments always involved women with a big booty, no matter what color, creed or age. No matter what size, from slim to BBW to SSBBW. If they have the booty then I'm alright. I just love to feel the softness of a fluffy booty upon my finger tips and oozing between my fingers. LAWD, HAVE MERCY!!!!!!

My Kryptonite is a Big Booty, what's your Kryptonite?

Alarm Clock!!!!!!!!!

March 9, 2011, 2:07 am
Well some time when my wife asks me to wake her up when I get up in the early morning is very enjoyable to me.

Cause you see she never wakes up when I tell her to. She always saying, "Give me another 10 minutes or so". Then she goes back to sl**p. That's when my fun kicks in.

When some one ask me to do something for them, I make sure it gets done. But if they don't re-act to it there's consequences & repercussions to pay.

After I inform her once and she doesn't wake up. I'll reach on the side of the bed and grab my lube (you ask why I have lube? Cause I masturbate a hell of a lot) and lube my dick.

My wife never wears panties to be (she wears them to bed only when she's on her period). So I would put my hand over her mouth and jam my throbbing dick as hard as I can in her tight anal. Boy, do that ever wake her up.

She tries to fight me off but can't, cause she know that she's fighting a losing battle. With every hard thrust of my dick plunging deeper in her ass, I'm whispering in her ear in an evil way, "You see what you did, you brought this on yourself. I'm not doing this to you, your doing it to yourself, BITCH!!!!!"

I just love to hear her moan (if it passion or pain, I don't know), because if I took my hand away from her mouth. She would tell me to stop and you know that's not going to happen. By her being on her stomach she would try to push me up off of her.

She can't move her top half of her body, the only part she can move is her ass (yeah, baby). So when she pushes her ass up to try to get me off, my stiff dick drives deeper in her. You could say that I'm riding that ass to town.

With every thrust of her ass, it feels like my dick is being sucked into a vacuum. My eyes begin to water, my muscles tense up, as I prepare to unleash a thick heavy load of my love juice. In her tight little hole.

The sweat drips off of my face falls and soaked into her hair, with each thrust. Faster, harder and deeper I go, her moans became louder. Until my load exploded within her ass.

My body became stiff, my eyes watered so much that I couldn't see in front of me.

Next time she ask me to wake her up, I will!!!!!!

Alison R. with the NICE AZZ!!!!!!!!!

October 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Damn Alison!!!!! You truly look good in your black dress & your grey pin strips
pants. The sweaters you wear just turns me on, girl! The way you display your
tits, makes my mouth water with lust. You're my eye candy everyday when I see
you. So if you see me smile its because you're looking good & tasty.

You put a smile on my face every time I see you girl. Your nice creamy thighs,
your well rounded hips, your soft ass. I still have those pictures of your nice
ass. Every time I see them, I just have to play with myself.

I can see you bouncing up & down on my dick froggy style, as I'm grabbing your
nice tits. Oh yea, ride big daddy until he spews all up in that nice pink pussy
of yours.

I bet you can suck a dick out of this world. I could give you a nice taste of
this chocolate stick of mine. As you work your wonderful tongue around the head
of my dick, until I explode a huge load on your tits.

It'll never happen. This is just one of my fantasies.

My Fantasies

October 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Can you image this......

My fantasies keeps me going through out the days. Within one day I could have a
total 10 to 30 sexual fantasies. So, if you're guessing I masturbate a lot, you
are truly correct.

I masturbate at lease 4 to 8 times a day. I have to stay within control of
touching myself at work, but my sexual fantasies continue to play out in my
mind. Than when it's time to go home.....IT'S ON!!!!! That's when I choke the
hell out of my chicken.

Sometimes, I want to tell people about my situation, but if I do that they
(people) would probably think I'm a freak (which I am), especially in a small
town like this, if this truth about me comes out it will spread around this town
like wildfire. That's all this small town live for, scandals & rumors.

Yes, I know I'm a married man & people think it's not right in a married for a
man to fantasize about other women. You're right, its wrong, but you gotta do
what you gotta do in order to keep the marriage alive. Would you agree?

My fantasies consist of many beautiful ladies. Some actresses, athletic females
and your normal everyday sexy women. I fantasize about them black or white,
although they say a white woman is a black man's weakness, especially if they
have a body & booty of a s****r. Which leads me my first fantasy.

It's with me fucking the shit out of a white woman, not out of weakness but out
of anger. With every f***eful thrust of my penis penetrating between her thighs
would be a count of every black women that was r**ed by their master during
slavery.

Thrusting harder & harder, as she screams and begs for me to get out of her.
Thrusting deeper & deeper in her wet pussy as she moans in pain and my eyes
water with anger. Then my true anger will spew out like a cobra's venom from the
eye of my penis. As I laugh devilishly as each squirt of my cum enters her.

Another fantasies is with a BBW. Yes, I think about sexing up a Big Beautiful
Women. Its a lot for me to handle, but what fun I would have trying. I'll just
slap a thigh and ride the wave in doggie style.

I work with a lady who's about 275 lbs and about 55 years of age (I don't
discriminate that's for sure). Her weight is well placed on her body. She got
some nice ass tits & a ass to die for. Her ass sticks out when she's standing,
that I could put a plate of food on it and eat dinner on it.

Damn, I would love for her to sit that ass on my face & I wouldn't mind fucking
it either. Oh yea!!!!! I like to butt fuck a women or even spoon it.

Check Me Out

November 18, 2009, 4:15 am
Name: DingDongDaddy40
Age: 40
DOB: A day in August
Zodiac: Leo
Status: Happily Married
# of c***dren: 1 son
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 240 lbs.
Hair: some Grey
Eyes: Hickory Brown
Build: Average Build
City I was born: Chicago, Illinois
Where I live currently: Somewhere between Rockford, Illinois & Dubuque, Iowa
Occupation: Education Administration
Favorite Statement:

A small leak will sink a great ship. Think about it.

Hobbies:

Reading, Dancing, Traveling, Shopping, Sports, Online Chatting, Watch movies- comedies, dramas, sci-fi, musicals, write sexual fantasies stories pornos. Going to strip clubs, Booty watching, Ass smacking, Sexting and Masturbating. I'm your basic all around guy.

Magazines I Read:

Smooth, Blackmen, Jet, Ebony, Black Enterprise. I read any magazine that deals with African American people, Big Booties (AA preferable) & politics.

Favorite Music:

Jazz, R&B, some Rock, Techno, House, some Rap & Hip-Hop (only if its political) and many others.

The way I would like to leave this earth:

A bottle of Grey Goose in one hand, a big cigar in the other hand and a Big Booty (AA) woman (between the age of 25-45) riding the fuck out of my dick until I pass.

My Fantasy:

Having an orgy with Me & three Big Booty women fucking the horniness out of me. That would take about 4 days to do.

Also, to add 3 to 4 more inches to my cock.

Turn off Experience with sex:

When my wife lays there like a dead person and do not participate in intercourse with me. What a real tune off. My cock just go completely limp.

Things I Want To Do Sexually:

I want a nice blowjob from my wife or another woman, until I ejaculate in their mouth. My wife never gave me a BJ like that.

I want to anal fuck my wife or another woman. So that I can feel the tightness wrapped around my hard cock.

Places I want to go:

Adult Video Awards & Convention in Las Vegas, Swingstock 2010, Mardi Gras, Comi-Con 2010 in San Diego, Amsterdam's Famous Red Light District, a place where open minded people are at.
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