Last Saturday, my wife and our best friends Joyce and
Tim for a get-together with our mutual friends Gabriella
and Justin invited me. We have known each other for
about 5 years now and regularly go out together.
As usual, we had a very enjoyable dinner. We polished
off several bottles of wine and were feeling rather
silly. We were telling each other stupid jokes and
laughing it up. After the coffee we retired to the
living room. I thought that things would mellow out but
Joyce was on a roll. She was telling one joke after
another and was as good as any stand-up comic. She
seemed to enjoy our encouragement and our hearty
At one point Joyce told a dirty joke that had something
to do with the size of some guy's dick. As if rehearsed,
Tim, Justin and I jumped up, turned our backs to the
girls and pretended to undo our pants. I flung my zipper
up and down a few time and then pulled my shirttail
through my fly. Together we counted to three and turned
in unison. Justin apparently had the same idea as me
because he was standing there with his shirttail
sticking out of his fly and his hips thrust forward.
However, when I looked over to Tim, I was shocked to see
that he had actually wiped out his semi hard dick.
Justin and I fell to the floor in laughter. The wives
gasped, first in indignation, then their surprise turned
into merth and they burst into uncontrollable guffaws.
Tim was embarrassed and started to put his "equipment"
away. That's when Joyce jumped up and said, "Wait a
minute we have to measure it before you put it away."
She opened a drawer and grabbed a 12-inch wooden ruler.
She walked over to her husband and said, "Show me that
thing I want to measure." Tim was rather reluctant. He
was already tucking his shirt in his pants.
Justin and I chanted jokingly, "Whip it out whip it
out!" My wife, Susan, and Gabriella were clapping to the
rhythm of our chant. All in good fun.
With all our encouragement Tim slowly undid his zipper.
Joyce urged him on "Hurry up hon, whip it out."
When he took his dick out for the second time, it
appeared to be at full attention. I had actually never
seen another man with a hard-on and I now had one of my
own. Joyce applied the ruler to the top of his dick and
measured. She called out, as if announcing to a gathered
crowd "seven and..." here she paused to look at the
ruler again, "and..one ...half inches." Everyone
applauded and laughed. I thought that I was going to
split my gut.
Joyce then looked at me and said, "Well, now it's your
I panicked. I never thought that she would keep going. I
looked over to Susan who was rocking back and forth on
the sofa in laughter. She just gave me a little flick of
the wrist as if to say don't 'When in Rome do as the
I was on my own.
Joyce said, "Come on! We haven't got all night," with
that she smacked me on the backside then rested the
wooden ruler in her hand waiting for my move. She was
staring straight at my crotch. Then she took the ruler
and gave me a couple of upward gental smacks under my
balls. It didn't hurt but I kind of jumped.
I looked over to Tim who was once again starting to put
his exposed dick back in his pants. When Joyce saw this,
she smacked him on the hand and said with stern
authority, "Don't touch that mister, we might have a
draw here." She looked at me and said with her arms
crossed and her foot tapping on the hard wood floor,
By now everyone was chanting, "Whip it out." So I did.
Joyce just looked down and said "Ha! I've seen bigger on
a cat." She applied the ruler to the top of my dick and
looked at the measurement and said, "Oh my! This boy
needs a little help." I jumped when she grabbed my cock
and gave it a few vigorous pumps with her hand. I was
close to exploding. Susan was a little quieter now.
Joyce re-applied the ruler and called out "seven and...
one... line." There was a big cheer and much laughter.
Then she looked at Justin who was standing on the other
side of the coffee table. She pointed at him with one
hand and with the ruler pointed to the spot where he had
to stand. He slowly walked in the indicated direction.
Joyce smacked her thigh with the ruler to indicate that
he must move faster. When he was standing beside me she
just waved the ruler around his crotch area. He unzipped
his fly. Gabby was elbowing Susan as if to say 'watch
Justin reached in his underwear and pulled out the
fattest and longest cock I had ever seen.
Joyce and Susan both gasped and said at the same time,
"Oh my God!"
Justin was obviously extremely well endowed. There was
silence in the room. Joyce took the ruler and started to
apply it to his dick but she seemed a little dazed. She
looked over to Gabriella while pointing to Justin's
enormous appendage. She had a look of disbelief.
She put the ruler on his meat-pole or maybe I should
call it a post. She read out the measurement with no
fanfare. She said in disbelief, "Ten and one quarter
inches... and growing."
Everyone just stood quietly staring at his enormous
meat. Joyce put her hand around his shaft and started to
tenderly stroke him. She looked at Gabriella who was
nodding her head indicating that it was okay. I think
she was proud of her man and didn't mind that everyone
Justin's hips started to pump back and forth and Joyce
grabbed him with both hands and stroked him harder and
faster. I looked at Tim and he had his tool in hand and
was rhythmically stroking himself as he watched the
show. I joined the fun.
After a few minutes of Joyce's manual attention, Justin
exploded and Joyce moved out of the way just in time.
His spurts of white seed landed on the glass coffee
table in our coffees and on our cookies. We all started
Then Joyce looked at Tim and I, our hands still wrapped
around our cocks and said, "Wait let me do that," and
she grabbed one swollen dick in each hand and began
pumping. Tim was the first one to shoot his wad on the
coffee table. Joyce then turned all her attention to me
and pretended to lick my cock but she didn't actually
touch me with her tongue.
I would have loved to slip my meat in her mouth but she
just kept pumping with her hand. When she reached under
and grabbed my balls, I shot my load and almost got her
in the face but she directed my hose toward the coffee
table just in time.
When I opened my eyes and came back to reality, I
couldn't believe what I was seeing. My wife was stroking
Justin's mammoth cock. He still had a hard-on the size
of a baseball bat. Susan looked at me with a bit of a
guilty expression but I urged her on. I think I was just
as fascinated by Justin's size as was Susan. Joyce then
joined Susan and began stroking Justin's cock again.
Even with two hands it seemed like there was more cock
Gabby called out, "go ahead and taste. He tastes great."
Joyce seemed transfixed by Justin. She was the first to
kneel in front of him and try to insert his cock in her
mouth. He was so big around that she had a hard time
fitting the head in her mouth but she gave it a valiant
effort. Justin flopped into the sofa while Joyce kept
trying to give him a blowjob.
While I was watching, I felt Gabriella grab my cock and
pull me toward her. I stuck my hand in her blouse and
discovered her hard nipples. She started to unbutton her
blouse. At this point I became oblivious to what was
happening around me. I groped with Gabriella for a few
minute and the next thing I knew I was on my back with
her riding my cock. I had no idea what Susan was doing.
We pumped like this for a few minutes till I exploded
for a second time and filled Gabby's love canal with my
When I finally sat up, I saw that Susan was just
stepping out of her panties and was about to get fucked
by Tim. I sat mesmerized as I saw his rigid cock
disappear up her cunt. I inched over to her and
whispered into her ear "I love you." She started to buck
and pump her hips up and down. Tim responded with rapid-
fire thrusts. I took one of Susan's nipples in my mouth
and sucked. Tim kept pumping my wife, then I herd him
say, "Oh shit! I'm coming."
Susan was in frenzy I had never seen her like this.
After Tim made his deposit, she pushed Tim off of and
walked over to Justin who was still getting a blowjob
from Joyce. In a husky voice she said "It's my turn."
She pulled Justin to the floor and straddled his waist.
His wet cock was standing straight up between Susan's
ass cheeks. She positioned herself over his enormous
cock and started to lower herself on his pole. I thought
she was going to split herself in two.
Justin was holding himself at the base of his cock.. I
had a perfect view as the head of his cock disappeared
up my wife's cunt. It was the size of my fist. She threw
her head back and started to pump very slowly. She was
obviously having trouble taking him in. With one hand on
the coffee table and the other on the sofa she was able
to maneuver her cunt into perfect position.
Joyce joined me in admiring the show and started pumping
my cock while staring at Justin and Susan doing it very
slowly. Then Joyce started to lick my stiffness but
still looking at Justin sinking into my wife. She was
obviously an expert at oral gratification because soon,
I was no longer looking at my wife but rather enjoying
the great tongue bath I was getting.
After a few minutes of great head, Joyce instructed me
to get on all fours. She positioned herself between my
legs with my cock pointing directly at her mouth. This
is when she started to pump me and said "I want all your
cum in my mouth" It didn't take much more encouragement
for me to spurt everything I had as she stroked and
squeezed every last drop out of me. Then she did
something fantastic. She slid up from between my legs
till we were face to face and slipped her tongue into my
mouth. I could taste my seed and was electrified.
Instead of getting soft after coming, I was twice as
hard and easily slipped all the way into Joyce. As our
tongues danced and tasted my milk I slowly and
rhythmically pumped her. I couldn't see Susan but I
could tell she was having a great time because she was
squealing the way she does when she comes.
When I opened my eyes and turned over I was surprised to
see Susan lying quietly on top of Justin. With my cock
still deep inside Joyce we maneuvered ourselves so that
we could get a perfect view of Justin's cock all the way
up my wife's cunt this made me stay stiff for another
We lay on the floor expired and content. When we came
back to our sense, we all dressed, graciously thanked
our host and hostess for the lovely evening and then
went home. I'm certainly looking forward to our next
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