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| Name: | Dan | | I'm: | Man | | Seeking: | Woman | | Star sign: | Sagittarius | | Language: | English | | | | Country: | United States | | State: | Iowa | | Occupation: | Semi-retired | | Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) | | | | Ethnicity: | White | | Body type: | Stocky | | Height: | 6 ft 1 in (185cm) | | Hair color: | Black | | Eye color: | Blue | | Smoking: | Never | | Drinking: | Occasionally | | Drugs: | Never | | | | About Me: | I understand that this is the section where I tell you all about me and you make a decision if I am for real, a pervert, creep, or harmless. The problem with words is that they never seem to convey what is in the heart and mind because as we know it is easy to be anything you want to be on-line.
But I am a firm believer that what we are in our mind and our heart will show through eventually, and I suspect that all too often those trying to deceive will let it all show very quickly. Still with me? Hope so because here is what I am about.
Here is the short version: I am NOT a creep
You can also take a look at my favorite vids, pics, and stories, I let them all show so others know what trips my trigger.
One quick note about friendship requests, I accept women only, sorry guys nothing personal, and if you send me a request please understand that I want to exchange some friendly chat messages (more on that below). I do not collect friends as some sort of ego boost, I want to develop friendships and would love to be yours.
The fact that you are looking at my profile tells me a couple things. First of all you were not drawn here by that sexy avitar pic of my hand on a keyboard. The avitar I have chosen represents me very well, I refuse to be defined by a picture of my genitals like so many other men on this site. Instead, I want my words to define me.
I suspect that you were either drawn here by pictures I have posted of flowers or vintage advertising or by one of my stories or comments on pics and vids. In most cases it is probably the comments I have posted. So why do I post comments on so many pictures? Because it is my way of introducing myself. If you do not like the comment I left, which are always polite and relate directly to your posted pic, then delete it or ignore it. I will not be offended, and if you really are offended that I posted a comment then drop me a note and I will respect your desire for me not to post comments.
Now the other line of thought is that you may like my comments and stopped by to see who was dropping these comments. If this is why you are here then the rest of this profile will help define me further and I encourage you to read on. I simply love great pics and vids and the fact that you posted them means you accept the fact that all sorts of people are going to comment on them.
And please understand, just because I left a comment on your picture or video does not mean I am going to stalk you or become the nightmare guy that won't leave you alone. I cover this at length below, but be assured, I am this harmless guy that loves the female form and likes to comment on them.
NOTE: A friend after trying to read the long version said, "Any man would love to be as long as one of sentences and any woman would like him to be as wide as one your paragraphs." So please use caution when trying to read the long version.
Here is the long version:
I am just a couple blinks of the eye past prime (read this guy is 63-years old) and I have no interest in meeting anyone in person. I am too old and too married to try anything like that. I love to chat, be it hot sexual chat, or mild conversational chat. I can go either direction and respect that there are many on this forum that may just want some light chat that doesn’t involve naked pictures, rough talk, name calling, or some creep that won’t leave you alone once you say a kind word to him.
I enjoy porn, great still shots with lots of detail, I dislike grainy out of focus shots that are poorly composed. I like to write erotic stories and do so from time to time. I generally need a tad bit of inspiration but never try to use the story to expose anything that someone said in confidence or private.
I know how to IM but never ask for the privilege, that is up to you if you want to participate in that. I have no intention of posting pictures of me on this forum as I live in a small town and my job is high profile so I need to be very discrete and respect your desire for the same. If you want a picture of me to see if I am the real deal you need to ask, I never impose that on you.
If you want a pure fantasy, I can develop a character for you. Lets say I have the looks of a Hollywood actor, and witty, charming, make huge amounts of money, and travel the world with big adventures like a James Bond character. But in reality I am an aging boomer with lots of life’s experiences, love to chat, and know the meaning of “no”! My parents taught me well.
So, take a chance, chat with someone that is different from all the rest. Or pass me by and always wonder what it would be like to have an intelligent conversation with an older man that knows how to treat a lady.
OFFICIAL NOTICE:
If you are not of legal age in your jurisdiction, viewing this site and my page(s) is unlawful. Also note that anything posted on my pages(s) is intended for adult viewers, that means you must be at a minimum of 18-years old or older depending on where you live. If you entertain a conversation with me and are under-age I would suggest that you will be discovered very quickly and I will take immediate action to see that you are not on this site.
To others of legal age, if you are into anything dealing with children (anyone below the age of legal consent) do not bother contacting me. I have no interest in chatting with you or sharing any page content with you. I am not interested in reading your stories about sex with underage persons, sharing pictures or videos, nor am I interested in hearing you argue some garbage about your motivations in this area. YOU ARE SICK, get some help before you ruin any more lives!
FRAUD WARNING!!!!
If you are not what you say you are, it will in time become known to me and to others. I believe in being open and honest about what and who I am, although I guard against giving up my identity. So if you are a guy that robbed a few pictures and made up a personality meant to deceive you will in time be discovered. The purpose of your deception may fall in two areas, the first is that you are trying to defraud others financially, in which case you are breaking the law and I will take swift and decisive action if that is your ploy.
If, on the other hand, you are attempting a deception because you are CD/TG/TS or Gay you are as wrong as those trying to defraud another financially. You can read more on this at the bottom of this rant, but in short, if you call into the CD/TG/TS or Gay community then be proud of it and approach people with all your cards on the table, I will chat with anyone, but won’t abide a liar.
You may not take the time to read this if you are trying to deceive, but just in case you got this far be aware:
1. I was NOT born yesterday (see note above, I am over 60 years old)
2. I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck (this means I have a reasonable education, many life’s experiences, and NOT your fool)
3. I have been around the block a few times and if you want the following information you can expect to be blocked and in some cases reported to a higher authority:
a. Social Security Number – I know you are not with the Social Security Administration so don’t ask (read #1 and #2 above)
b. Credit Card Number – I am NOT here to buy anything so why would you want that information? (Again, read #1 and #2 above)
c. Phone Number – I am not here to make phone contact with anyone and will not give you that information (Ditto, #1 & #2)
d. My Real Name, Duh, danorth is NOT my real name and try as you might you will NOT connect it to my real name
e. Shoe Size or Bowel Movement Schedule – This is a joke, but it seems that some people may want to know more than I am willing to share and lust in my heart never overrides my common sense
Now one other important point. I am here to have fun, and I will assume you are too until you show that you have other motives. So lets make sure that we both understand that I am a MAN (AKA male, guy, XY chromosome creature), not a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man. So if you are male and like to pretend you are a woman we can talk all you want.
Call yourself by any name you like, but lets be right up front about your identity and not start the conversation with a huge lie. I do not discriminate based on age, gender, religion, race, ethnicity, or gee, what else? But I do DISCRIMINATE with liars. A liar is someone that purposely deceives another.
I won’t get into a lengthy discussion of the entire CD/TG/TS or Gay topic here but just know that if you were born male you are a male until you die. I don’t care what clothing you wear, what hormones you take, or what surgery you have had. I also don’t care that you are a woman trapped in a mans body or any of those other motivations. You still possess the Y chromosome, which makes you a male.
If you’d like to have a conversation about this topic I will oblige you. I really don’t have a bias against your sexual preference, as long you do not come after me thinking I can’t tell a guy from a gal. Some things are just too obvious, and no I don’t mean “that”. (Again, I hate to be redundant, but read #1 & #2 above)
PS: See I am never short on words, grin…..
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