Unhappy with the new format? I am too, for now this link will allow you to go back to the old version. I am not sure how long this will work, I will remove it when XH takes this away so you aren't frustrated. Until then, I will be using the ol version.
Hello, welcome to my profile.
If you want to find me off this site my e-mail is at yahoo with danorth123 in front of it. I never share e-mail addresses and if you wish to stop hearing from me, simply tell me so and I go away. Hope to hear from you.
It occurred to me as I noticed that I have been a member of this site for 1000 days that most of my profile is that old, so here is a new profile that will hopefully survive as long as the old one did.
I accept women only as friends, sorry guys nothing personal, and if you send me a request please understand that I want to exchange some friendly chat messages. I do not collect friends as some sort of ego boost, I want to develop friendships and would love to be yours if we find some common interests.
The fact that you are looking at my profile tells me a couple things. First of all you were not drawn here by that sexy avitar pic of my hand on a keyboard. The avitar I have chosen represents me very well, I refuse to be defined by a picture of my genitals like so many other men on this site. Instead, I want my words to define me.
I suspect that you were either drawn here by pictures I have posted of flowers or vintage advertising or by one of my stories or comments on pics and vids. I consider comments on pics and vids as a way of introducing myself. If you do not like the comment I left, which is always polite and relate directly to your posted pic, then delete it or ignore it. I will not be offended, and if you really are offended that I posted a comment then drop me a note and I will respect your desire for me not to post comments. But, please, be polite, rude and offensive PM's and comments will get you blocked.
NOTE: A friend after trying to read my previous profile, "Any man would love to be as long as one of sentences and any woman would like him to be as wide as one your paragraphs." Another recent friend referred to this profile as "bookish", so I will keep this profile much shorter.
Who I am:
An aging Baby Boomer that refuses to go quietly
into that good night.
I consider myself to be a gentleman, not a term
used often these days.
I never stalk or persist contact if you say no,
and never get angry at being refused.
What I like:
I love porn, like so many others on here
I have this thing about breasts and nipples that
really trips my trigger
I love a well composed picture, lots of detail.
I love to read profiles and never comment or PM
without reading your profile
What I am NOT:
I am not tall, dark, and handsome, I am average
I am NOT well endowed, but everything still
works without a pill
I am not rude, over powering, or dominent
I am NOT a Master of anyone and do NOT
want to be such.
What I want:
I want conversation with a small group of friends
I want you to be happy with the contact with me
I want sexual gratification and seek others to
share in the experience
I do NOT want to meet, call you on the phone,
and do NOT want to be creepy
If you are not of legal age in your jurisdiction, viewing this site and my page(s) is unlawful. Also note that anything posted on my pages(s) is intended for adult viewers, that means you must be at a minimum of 18-years old or older depending on where you live. If you entertain a conversation with me and are under-age I would suggest that you will be discovered very quickly and I will take immediate action to see that you are not on this site.
To others of legal age, if you are into anything dealing with children (anyone below the age of legal consent) do not bother contacting me. I have no interest in chatting with you or sharing any page content with you. I am not interested in reading your stories about sex with underage persons, sharing pictures or videos, nor am I interested in hearing you argue some garbage about your motivations in this area. YOU ARE SICK, get some help before you ruin any more lives!
Here are my original rules as it applies to those trying to deceive:
I was NOT born yesterday (I am over 60 years old)
I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck (this means I
have a reasonable education, many life’s experiences,
and NOT your fool)
I have been around the block a few times and if you
want the following information you can expect to be
blocked and in some cases reported to a higher authority:
Social Security Number – I know you are not
with the Social Security Administration so don’t
ask (read #1 and #2 above)
Credit Card Number – I am NOT here to buy
anything so why would you want that information?
Again, read #1 and #2 above)
Phone Number – I am not here to make phone
contact with anyone and will not give you that
information (Ditto, #1 & #2)
My Real Name, Duh, danorth is NOT my real name
and try as you might you will NOT connect it to my
Shoe Size or Bowel Movement Schedule – This
is a joke, but it seems that some people may want
to know more than I am willing to share and lust
in my heart never overrides my common sense