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For all the Big Girls out there....

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their c***dren with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved a****ls, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear c***dren.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my k**s, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "
Posted by damonaffleck 2 years ago
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xXxPoistxXx
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2 years ago
:) - what a response, love it
2 years ago
wow, loved it and so true, natural women vs unnatural manufactured women, natural women wins anyday for me!
2 years ago
So much more womanhood to love.
2 years ago
very nicely written
copied it and sending to the wife
2 years ago
Would a mermaid taste like old tuna? I'm certain you taste like a sweet candy nummy
2 years ago
i couldnt agree more
2 years ago
That is great. Plus mermaids later were found to be manatees which are super ugly and unshapely.
2 years ago
Great post, love it :D
sweetdave
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2 years ago
you are amazing and absolutely right
2 years ago
very nice meow
2 years ago
So true!