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[Story] Nicole- my first girl

This happened a few years ago… the fucking weirdest weekend of my life… when I got fucking laid by the hottest young chick EVER!!! Not to mention, she busted my cherry- female-wise- and addicted me to women ever since!. Her name is Nicole, and even though there is another woman in my life these days (and different in every way!), she will always be my first!

I used to have this dumb-ass job as an attendant at a male sex club called MACK Folsom Prison… and yeah- that it is a whole different story! But anyway, I worked from 8 p.m. to 5 a.m., seven days a week. I liked the job and I had be... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 29 days ago  |  1

Nicole- my first girl!

This happened a few years ago… the fucking weirdest weekend of my life… when I got fucking laid by the hottest young chick EVER!!! Not to mention, she busted my cherry- female-wise- and addicted me to women ever since!. Her name is Nicole, and even though there is another woman in my life these days (and different in every way!), she will always be my first!

I used to have this dumb-ass job as an attendant at a male sex club called MACK Folsom Prison… and yeah- that it is a whole different story! But anyway, I worked from 8 p.m. to 5 a.m., seven days a week. I liked the job and I had be... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 1 month ago  |  12

[Story] That's what friends are for!

Fuck, it’s been a hell of a rough couple weeks. My male partner, John, got diagnosed with early on-set Parkinson’s just before Christmas last year, but fortunately, the d**gs he’s been taking have calmed everything down- more or less. Then back in July, he was diagnosed with anemia and it turns out he had this degenerative bone marrow disease called MDS.

And hell yeah- I slapped myself in the forehead and said to myself, “Shit- what NEXT!”

Don’t get me wrong- I’m not complaining! Or looking for sympathy either- just got moved to write some shit down… call it therapy… dick therapy if y... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 5 months ago  |  10

That's what friends are for!

Fuck, it’s been a hell of a rough couple weeks. My male partner, John, got diagnosed with early on-set Parkinson’s just before Christmas last year, but fortunately, the d**gs he’s been taking have calmed everything down- more or less. Then back in July, he was diagnosed with anemia and it turns out he had this degenerative bone marrow disease called MDS.

And hell yeah- I slapped myself in the forehead and said to myself, “Shit- what NEXT!”

Don’t get me wrong- I’m not complaining! Or looking for sympathy either- just got moved to write some shit down… call it therapy… dick therapy if y... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 5 months ago  |  19

Nacho Vidal Cocktail Recipe

No k**ding! Shit- this is the Super Bowl cocktail recipe out of Bon Appetite magazine this month- named after my favorite bi-sex porn star, Nacho Vidal: And nowhere did they mention who Nacho Vidal is- LMFAO!

NACHO VIDAL

8 servings. This spicy and perfectly tart shrub (flavored drinking vinegar) gives this pitcher friendly cocktail a refreshing quality.

Chile-Lime Shrub:

2 limes, halved
¾ cup apple cider vinegar
¾ cup sugar
2 Tbsp. honey
1-1/2 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
(sounds like a spicy douche, right? – my comment, LOL!)

Assembly:

2 cups tequila blanco
1-1/2 c... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 1 year ago  |  8

Marine Corps Christmas Poem

Merry Christmas, My Friend
By James M. Schmidt, a Marine Lance Corporal
stationed in Washington, D.C., in 1986

Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone.

I had come down the chimney, with presents to give
and to see just who in this home did live

As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,
no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.
No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand.
On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land.

With medals and badges, awards of all kind,
a sobering thought soon came to my mi... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 1 year ago  |  16

[Story] Soaking Up My First DP FUCK- Folsom Weekend!

Thursday, September 26, 2013

It was a long and winding road on the way to getting my ass stuffed with two throbbing cocks for the first time, but bear with me. Here’s how it finally happened:

After my girl, Alicia, got off her work early on Thursday, I went over to her apartment and we watched our 49ers kick some St. Louis Ram butt on TV.

I should explain that I am in a semi-open long-term relationship (just over 8 years) with a stud of a man, named John. We enjoy the occasional sexual company of one or more of four other men- three he knew before we committed, and one who was a fuc... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 1 year ago  |  18

Soaking Up My First DP FUCK! Folsom Weekend

Thursday, September 26, 2013

It was a long and winding road on the way to getting my ass stuffed with two throbbing cocks for the first time, but bear with me. Here’s how it finally happened:

After my girl, Alicia, got off her work early on Thursday, I went over to her apartment and we watched our 49ers kick some St. Louis Ram butt on TV.

I should explain that I am in a semi-open long-term relationship (just over 8 years) with a stud of a man, named John. We enjoy the occasional sexual company of one or more of four other men- three he knew before we committed, and one who was a fuc... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 1 year ago  |  14

[Story] Yippee-oh-ki-YAY!

Yippey-oh-ki-Yay!

This is just a blog- not a story like I usually write. But today was fucking hot and I just had to share it. So here goes:

Got home this morning with my dick AND my knee sore after spending the night at my new Latina Momma’s place fucking into the wee hours of the morning. The big mistake I made was trying to take Alicia from a scissor-fuck on her bed at about 2 AM and hoist her in the air, standing up. She had her fucking arms around my neck with my cock in her pussy, but my damn knee buckled. I kept my dick in her cunt, but I knew I was hurt and I had to put her ... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  21

Yippee-oh-ki-YAY!

Yippee-oh-ki-Yay!

This is just a blog- not a story like I usually write. But today was fucking hot and I just had to share it. So here goes:

Got home this morning with my dick AND my knee sore after spending the night at my new Latina Momma’s place fucking into the wee hours of the morning. The big mistake I made was trying to take Alicia from a scissor-fuck on her bed at about 2 AM and hoist her in the air, standing up. She had her fucking arms around my neck with my cock in her pussy, but my damn knee buckled. I kept my dick in her cunt, but I knew I was hurt and I had to put her ... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  6

[Story] GUY'S PRIZE-WINNING "HANK BURGERS"

GUY’S PRIZE-WINNING “HANK BURGERS”


It wasn’t more than a few days after I met him than I learned that Hank liked to cook. So we sat around in his Arkansas trailer in the hills above Hot Springs, sucking each others’ dicks and watching Food Network.

On a Saturday morning, I was fucking Hank’s ass over the sofa in his trailer, and what comes on over his satellite TV but fucking Rachel Ray! Man, does she have cock-sucking lips- all glossed up and everything. For a minute, Hank and I stopped banging just to look at her. We laughed at each other, both of us experienced enough to recognize a... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  11

GUY'S PRIZE-WINNING "HANK BURGERS"

GUY’S PRIZE-WINNING “HANK BURGERS”


It wasn’t more than a few days after I met him than I learned that Hank liked to cook. So we sat around in his Arkansas trailer in the hills above Hot Springs, sucking each others’ dicks and watching Food Network.

On a Saturday morning, I was fucking Hank’s ass over the sofa in his trailer, and what comes on over his satellite TV but fucking Rachel Ray! Man, does she have cock-sucking lips- all glossed up and everything. For a minute, Hank and I stopped banging just to look at her. We laughed at each other, both of us experienced enough to recogni... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  9

[Story] BAKER BEACH

Man, the summer couldn’t end soon enough for me- that’s right, END. Mark Twain was right when he said, “The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Whether natives or transplants (like me), all of us San Franciscans know that while the rest of the country calls an unofficial end to the warm summer season come Labor Day, we get ready for warm and sunny days until Halloween here in the City by the Bay.

In the days leading up to the Labor Day weekend, my brain was 1,000 miles away from me; which is pretty unusual since it’s ordinarily no farther than at the end of my dick... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  22

BAKER BEACH

Man, the summer couldn’t end soon enough for me- that’s right, END. Mark Twain was right when he said, “The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” Whether natives or transplants (like me), all of us San Franciscans know that while the rest of the country calls an unofficial end to the warm summer season come Labor Day, we get ready for warm and sunny days until Halloween here in the City by the Bay.

In the days leading up to the Labor Day weekend, my brain was 1,000 miles away from me; which is pretty unusual since it’s ordinarily no farther than at the end of my dick... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  20

[Story] Flamingo Road ~ and the Gift

My name is Napoleon.

It was a Thursday afternoon. My wife had left the house the night before, got on a shuttle to the Mobile airport and headed off to a reunion with her sorority s****rs back at SMU in Dallas.

I’d just wrapped up lunch with my little son- playing “Daddy Day Care” and scarfing down PB&J’s with my little boy. He had sniffles, so I kept him home with me from pre-school. After lunch, I took him by the hand and we went down to the beach. "Look!" I said, pointing at the pink birds strutting in the sand. "They're your favorite birds- flamingoes!"

I set him down for a nap in... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  6

[Story] Flamingo Road ~ Conclusion

After flying all night Friday from San Francisco, I finally got into the Mobile, Alabama, airport at 12 Noon sharp on Saturday. I knew that my buddy, Napoleon, would be home the whole weekend; he’d recently returned from a trip to Mardi Gras in New Orleans where he’d collected as many cunts as strings of beads around his neck and had a fucking great time. Now, I was going to surprise him with what would be a whole new way of fucking for him.

I planned to have a whole weekend to fuck with him before I had to head back home late Monday afternoon. For over 6 months, the two of us had been hook... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  10

[Story] Honeymoon at Disneyland

Me and John had been fucking around behind my other-half’s back for three years. I’d carve a pumpkin for him for Halloween and we’d fuck. I’d bring him a basket on Easter morning and we’d fuck. I’d string a tree with lights, decorate it and on Christmas Eve before opening our presents to each other, we’d fuck. For three years, I’d bake him a birthday cake. After he blew out all the candles, we’d fuck.

For me, at least, the time passed really fast. We were like two little boys, but in grown men’s bodies. We liked having c***dish fun with each other, and then fucking.

Finally, he told me I... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  12

Honeymoon at Disneyland ~ August 2005

Me and John had been fucking around behind my other-half’s back for three years. I’d carve a pumpkin for him for Halloween and we’d fuck. I’d bring him a basket on Easter morning and we’d fuck. I’d string a tree with lights, decorate it and on Christmas Eve before opening our presents to each other, we’d fuck. For three years, I’d bake him a birthday cake. After he blew out all the candles, we’d fuck.

For me, at least, the time passed really fast. We were like two little boys, but in grown men’s bodies. We liked having c***dish fun with each other, and then fucking.

Finally, he to... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  16

Flamingo Road ~ Conclusion

After flying all night Friday from San Francisco, I finally got into the Mobile, Alabama, airport at 12 Noon sharp on Saturday. I knew that my buddy, Napoleon, would be home the whole weekend; he’d recently returned from a trip to Mardi Gras in New Orleans where he’d collected as many cunts as strings of beads around his neck and had a fucking great time. Now, I was going to surprise him with what would be a whole new way of fucking for him.

I planned to have a whole weekend to fuck with him before I had to head back home late Monday afternoon. For over 6 months, the two of us had been h... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  26

Flamingo Road ~ and the Gift

My name is Napoleon.

It was a Thursday afternoon. My wife had left the house the night before, got on a shuttle to the Mobile airport and headed off to a reunion with her sorority s****rs back at SMU in Dallas.

I’d just wrapped up lunch with my little son- playing “Daddy Day Care” and scarfing down PB&J’s with my little boy. He had sniffles, so I kept him home with me from pre-school. After lunch, I took him by the hand and we went down to the beach. "Look!" I said, pointing at the pink birds strutting in the sand. "They're your favorite birds- flamingoes!"

I set him down for a n... Continue»
Posted by cigardad4dad 2 years ago  |  24