TELL HER YOU WANT TO GET CLOSER TO HER, OR BETTER STILL BLAIME ME HE HE HE WICKED ME.

Tell her if you don't have your hairs cut then you will dye them all purple and wear shorts outside the house ;)..

You're now more aerodynamic, so when you have sex you can hump her faster!

tell her you did it to get rid of the crabs

sweetie tell her you saw a video, and thought she might like not spitting out hairs all the time. kisses tara

I didn't Ask or make an Excuse.....

I just Shaved myself !

i was a swimmer in high school and hair did not make a dif. lol i just told mine i wanted to try it and if she didnt like it it will grow back, then i shaved and kept it up til i was ready to let it grow back. she thought it took a bit for it to grow in i told her my chest hair takes a long time to grow and she bought it.

just say it feels cleaner to you.

lmfao hilarious! idk i would just tell her u thought u would try it out. u wanted to see what if u stayed cooler with bein hairless. lol good luck bro.

Here is you an excuse>I can't stand body hair.hey it works for me,and also it keeps the bo down around your balls,and your ass.I shave all myself except my arms and she don't say nothing.She says it's my body and I can do as I please.I got her even buying me womens undies,cause she thinks they don't crawl into your crack like men's underwear does.

Tell her that your doctor says that your body hair is making you to hot

Not a bad idea

Take up swimming for exercise and tell her a smooth body cuts resistance in the water.