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carboncopy

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(8 days ago)
Signed up:1850 days ago
Last Activity:4 hours ago
Profile Viewed:45,149 times
Rank:Pornstar
Comments:1,175
I'm:
From:THE WIRRAL, United Kingdom
Language:English
Personal Information
Relation:Taken
Kids:Yes, we do not live together
Occupation:Pays well, the scenery changes, they let me play with explosive liquids
Education:Some high school
Religion:Other
Star sign:Gemini
Smoking:Never
Drinking:Occasionally
Drugs:Never
Income:Middle
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Stocky
Height:5 ft 8 in (173 cm)
Hair length:Short
Hair color:Brown
Eye color:Brown
About Me
Going from one mid life crisis to the next, and loving every single minute of it....OH YES

I'm a typical male, into Trucks, Motorbikes, Football, the usual stuff..(Especially the Bikes)..... you know the script.

I think its important as friends to have something in common......I'm straight, but I understand it's a big world, with plenty of room for all of us, with equal amounts of respect to go round........HOWEVER....IF YOU FIND IT A MASSIVE TURN ON TO BE TIED UP AND TO DANGLE YOUR BALLS OVER A MEAT GRINDER WHILE A ONE EYED, CIGAR SMOKING MIDGET LADY, WITH A FETISH FOR SMASHING IN YOUR BACK DOORS WITH A DILDO THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL BAT, ALL THE WHILE CALLING YOU NASTY NAMES, AND LAUGHING AT THE SIZE OF YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG, WHILE EAGERLY BURNING YOUR NIPPLES WITH A BLOW TORCH....to perfectly honest.....were not on the same hymn sheet, need I say more.

If I had the chance to pick my ideal woman she would look something like Robin Ryder, or Cathy Barry..... mature, confident, self assured,..etc....I think mature women have more confidence and experience of life, and that to me makes a difference....... And I am also savvy enough to know that if they picked there ideal man..he would look nothing like me.

A COUPLE MORE THINGS.............

My avtar shows a guy with a traffic cone stuck up his arse while riding a motorbike...
Now thats what I call making an effort!
SO IN THAT CASE.......
NO PICS, NO FAVs, NO AVTAR, OR NO CONTENT.............then I'm sorry.......... NO FRIENDS........I DONT A GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR UPTIGHT, ISREALITE, AMAPHRODITE, OR FANNY BY FUCKIN GAS LIGHT, NO CONTENT, NO FRIENDS.

I WILL REPEAT THAT
NO PICS, FAVS, AVATAR OR CONTENT....NO FRIENDS

AFTER GIVING IT 7.5 SECONDS OF THOUGHT, I HAVE DECIDED THAT IF WE, AS "FRIENDS", HAVE NOT COMMENTED, MESSAGED OR TAKEN ANY INTEREST IN THE CONTENT OF OUR RESPECTIVE PROFILE'S, THEN WERE JUST BASICALLY CLOGING UP THE SYSTEM.

YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF DROPPED FROM THE FRIEND LIST.

THIS IS THE POLITE WAY OF SAYING GOODBYE.......DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL, ITS ME , NOT YOU, WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS,(not)


IF YOU CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO REPOST PICS OF YOUR WIFE OR PARTNER ON HERE OR ON OTHER SITES...THE SIMPLE ANSWER IS NO....OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY,,,FUCK OFF...How do I know your not trying to get one over on a former partner/wife who has found out your a creep and left your clothes and belongings in a bin bag on your door step and you fancy a bit of revenge....if thats the case...she was right ..your A FUCKIN CREEP.



PS
LEGAL BIT
WARNING...Disclaimer Warning...WARNING..

To any one from Sydney University, or any one likely to bug me or my friends...
Just PISS OFF now and leave me alone, my natural tendency is towards violence and sarcasm, so I will KICK YOUR FUCKIN HEAD IN and tell you how much I like your nylon shirt..(NOT)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED





Disclaimer WARNING: Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice)

Additional WARNING: Any institution or person using this
site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.
















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6 days ago
WOW!!! So hot and sexy!!!!
1 month ago
No - Iv'e got the exact opposite of a midget laying around doing nothing except wearing out the sofa - thank fuck for porn!
1 month ago
Erm......no,.... but, I can always hope, and keep searching,.....though quite what the plan is when I find one, of that, I'm not so sure.
I don't suppose you've got one laying around doing nothing have you ??
1 month ago
Do you know any one eyed midget ladys?
1 month ago
Great profile! I'm enjoying the galleries and I like your Gixxer. I ride a Honda Blackbird, which is getting on a bit but still stupidly fast.
3 months ago
Cheers for the comment - you have a great profile page too :)
3 months ago
Thanks for the comment
3 months ago
great content!
3 months ago
Great video and photo galleries.
6 months ago
Thanks jim
6 months ago
Yeah big fan of theirs, saw them at a biker bash somewhere, laughed my head off,!
6 months ago
Thank you for the invite, nice profile.
6 months ago
looks like your a purple helmets fan lol
6 months ago
Great profile thanks for the invite
8 months ago
great vids thanks
11 months ago
This is the link to my page so you can visit me when ever you feel the need for some mature/granny comforts…………Enjoy x x x http://xhamster.com/user/happyme_ac
12 months ago
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compliments, thank you
blackride...
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1 year ago
hope all is well with you and yours my friend,wish the best for the upcoming holidays
1 year ago
kick ass favs friend
1 year ago
love the straight talking profile, and your selection of ladies in the galleries
RoyCropper
retired
1 year ago
Your Avatar caught my attention;- is that a C90 or a C70 ?
1 year ago
Nice collection of picture galleries carbocopy! U have a great collection of hot sluts I must say! Keep the cards and letters comin'
1 year ago
LMAO. Just run across your page carboncopy! Jim needs a damn pair of sheep shears! GD what a wad of hair on that noggin'!
1 year ago
hey jim love the hair,just askin are you what they call a red neck
1 year ago
WTF is countrylover on? He sure doesnt know u. well not like i do. if he did he wouldnt be saying the things he is about u?
1 year ago
Dear Jim

Good News....Im going to make you my special hobby!
1 year ago
Dear Jim
Who the fuck are you, and why are you saying all these terible things about me.
Not that I give a flying fuck...im just kinda curious..
countrylo...
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1 year ago
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO INSULT GAYS! BY DOING SUCH A THING WOULD SHOW MOST OF THE WORLD THAT YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T RAISE YOU RIGHT, YOU'RE PREJUDICE, IGNORANT OR JUST PLAIN STUPID!! WHICH ONE COULD IT BE?

I PRAY THAT GOD WILL OPEN YOUR EYES TO ACCEPT ALL PEOPLE FOR WHAT & WHO THEY ARE, AND THAT YOU WILL LIVE BY THE TEACHING OF JESUS CHRIST: "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF"!!

GOD BLESS YOU!!
countrylo...
retired
1 year ago
As The River Of Life Forever Flows From Dusk To Dawn, The Day Will Come When Your Good Looks Will Be Gone. For A Man's True Beauty Which Comes From His Heart And Soul Is What Matters Most, Whether He Is Young Or Old.

A Big Dick Does Not A Man Make. If You Think It Does ~ Then You're Making A Foolish Mistake. God Says That All Men Are Equal With His Wisdom So Wise ~ And For Someone To Say That Small Or Medium Man Are Not ~ Is Just A Pack Of Lies!

I Now Know What You Require For Being A Friend ~ So I Will Block You From My Profile For I'm Almost To The End. But Just One More Thing Before I Go, Something That I Learned Long Ago. Treat Others The Way You'd Like To Be Treated, And Prejudice Of Others Will Never Be Needed!

I Wish You Only Goodness And Great Success Now And In The Future!!!

JIM
1 year ago
Hi, thanks for the add, your profile description is hilarious, definate A+ for effort... :)

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