Hello this is a true story some the names have been changed
It happened one friday night in 2010 I was drinking with some friends we to a couple of clubs had a few beers well one of the clubs we meet my buddy Daves Mother She had Dave when she was 15 had him he was 28 at the time I think she was 42 not for sure , but any way she was 5,5 and about 158lbs she was a 38 dd she had strawberry blond hair and green eyes
Her name was Wanda well my buddy was bummed out that his mom was there so he wanted to leave well there was a lot a hot girls there so I was wanting to stay... Continue»
this happened 3 years ago.
I was at this small party wasnt very many of us there there was me, and to of my buddies and three girls Debbie, and this hot red head I had a crush on named Sara she wearing tight blue jean shorts and a sexy belly shirt well we were drinking a few beers and watching a movie and it was storming outside when all of a sudden the lights went out for a few seconds and came back on well I got up to go to the ketchen and then Sara came in.
Just then the lights went out and stayed out this time it was pitch dark in the kitchen I turned ar... Continue»
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after th... Continue»
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our f****y had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and It is ... Continue»
I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice... I found I couldn't stop. I
licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to
sc**** my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.
I threw away the outsides of my Oreo Cookie
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, Tiddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seem... Continue»
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad: Your c***dren are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.
Hi my name is Allen for now. I know most of us have had a embarrsing m.
oment in your life well I have one I would like to share with you.
Last Tuesday afternoon I went to this surpplus store with my s*s to look around .
Well once inside my s*s went one and I went another. for some reason I had a massive hard on. Anyway I walked down this one isle and this older woman about 55 looked discusted and walked on by me . Yhen a another woman who looked to be about 39 loooked at me then toward my crotch and smiled as she passed me> I then turned down another isle and felt a breeze I looked ... Continue»
My story take,s place in the summer 1996 I was 21 it was a hot Friday night, I am a average size man about 185 then , But anyway, Like I said was hot miserble hot , Me and some friends were supposed to swimming ,but our plans got canceled.
Well I decided to walk to the near by store and get something to cold to drink, I walked in and bought a 12 pack of Busch light, and a soda for the walk home,. Any way the store was a truck stop there tucks comming and going all hours of the night or they would park in the back of the store.
Well I left the store I walked around the back of it ca... Continue»
This story was told to me by a friend, of mine , I will call her Shay for this story.
She feb 15 2010, She broke her arm, by falling off her porch, Well she is 5,6 155lbs long brown hair to her ass, and size 38 c breast and 27 years old. She lived by herself and well after she got back from the er , she called her work witch she would be off for awhile. Then she called her mom . Her mom said that she would need help now with the bills and other things. Shay being stubborn. Told her mom she would be fine. Her Mom said I will call your step s****r shes looking for a place and a roo... Continue»
Well hello there, this my first tail like this but this true so here we go.
I was 17 I was staying the night at my Grands house, my cousin Sherrie lived with my grands, she was 18. My grandma left to stay with with one of my aunts, Well My cousin was gone at a friends house and was supposed to be gone alnight . But anyway my grand ask me if I could stay the night and watch th the house and feed her dogs for her , I said sure . Well she left around 4pm on Friday after noon .
She told me that Sherie might come by if she des let her know were I went, then she left . Well after she left... Continue»
I was 25 at the I was staying at my cousins house, it was late and I was bored and could not sl**p so I slipped my pants, shoes and a shirt and i went for a walk around the neigborhood .
My cousin lived in a apartment there was a lot of houses nearby . Well I took a left down the road and walked down the dark road until I then took a another left I was about half way down the road when I herd a womans voice holler hey you. I turned to see this hot red head about 22 sitting on her .on her porch drinking a corona. I stopped , Yeah . come here .
I walked over to her and seen sh... Continue»
Well before I start this tale let expalin a few things first off I was dropped off at my friends house why he went to pick up some friends of his the beer for the party. His aunt whom was 33 the younest of his moms s****rs was staying with him for a short time , well she was supposed to be gone for the weekend but came back saturday afternoon.
So the my goes like this I just turned 21 a couple of days ago I walked into the house got me a soda out of the fridge ,a and sat down on the couch. I sat there for a few drinking my soda when I went to use the restroom.
As I left the ... Continue»
It was in the middle of summer Me and my ex Fiance went out to a movie then dinner, after dinner we were not quiet ready to go home yet and the night was young I looked at her in her sexy tight dress and her black stockings. You want to do something exciting I asked, Yes sure baby, I told her were to drive and a about ten minuets later we out by the lake. I told her to turn down a gravel road as we were have way down the road i told her to kill the lights She did we drove just a few yards and parked , I got out of the car and looked around there was nobody around except some people fishi... Continue»