And another thing, since I'm on an "angry" blog kick. . . Please use both UPPER and lowercase when you send me messages. ALL CAPS SEEMS LIKE YELLING. all lowercase is fine. at least it's not yelling. thanks.… Read more
Big Clue on Scoring with Women
Dear Men, Women are just as shallow as you. We want things that look good to us. If you want to convince a woman to hook up with you, show her pictures that she's attracted to. Attempting to verbally convince her what a phenomenal stud you are and how you will do this, that and the other thing to make her eyes roll back in her head and make her see god IS NOT GOING TO WORK! We don't give a flying fuck about your verbal bullshit. We like hot guys who know how to fuck. Coming up with some elaborate story about your amazing tongue olympics or your incredible toy plans is all a bunch of bull… Read more
I Like to Get High and Fuck
Give me a vaporizer with some primo medical grade and a hard cock that can go all night in my pussy and my ass and I'm golden! Add a little clit vibe and I'll squirt platinum lava all down your leg.… Read more
My Favorite Porn I Never See
I love porn where a man is fucking a woman while simultaneously getting it in the ass from another man. But I almost never see it! Why?! Where is it?! What's it called?! I need some! Send links!… Read more
Two Things I Don't Like in Porn
Shaved! WTF?! Does everybody have crabs? It's fine sometimes, but now it seems like hair is not allowed. That's fucked up. Seems pedophilic and creepy to me. . . As much as I love love love anal and love love love love love rimjobs, sucking cock after it's been in someone's ass seems like you're asking for trouble--bacteria trouble. I find it a turnoff. Lick the outside. Probe the asshole with your tongue all you want, but a cock down your throat that's been up your ass seems problematic at best. . . !… Read more
Need Long Anal Penetration
I don't know about you, but when I get fucked in the ass, I love a loooooooong stroke. A perfect stroke is balls deep to just before the flare of the head hits the sphincter. The longer the better! Something about the asshole loves that long stroke. I really love it when I'm on my knees and I can pump as hard as I can against a firm, unmoving cock. Pure bliss!… Read more