Revenge is sweet

A f****y sitting around the dinner table and the son asks if he can ask a question.
The father responds.
Of course,the only question!
The young man asks his dad:
Dad,how many different kinds of breasts are there?
Father,surprised,answers
Well,son,there are three kinds of breasts.
The 20-year-old woman has breasts are like melons, round & firm.
Around 30-40 years of age are like pears still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty,they are like onions.
Onions?
Yes, when you see them and they make you cry.
This outlay was both mother and daughter to see red,so the daughter said.
Can I ask a personal question?
Mom,how many kinds of penises are there?
The mother,surprised,smiles,and looks at her husband and answers.
Well my daughter,a man goes through three phases.
The 20-year-old is a man's penis as an oak, mighty and hard.
Around 30-40 years of age,the penis is like a birch,flexible but reliable.
After his fifties,as a Christmas tree.
Christmas Tree?
Yes,dead from the root and the balls are just as Christmas decoration ...
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Categories: Sex Humor
Posted by betty6love6
3 years ago    Views: 803
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retired
3 years ago
:P
3 years ago
LOL