wokeup with a raging boner.now im on this site again
(1 month ago)
Signed up:972 days ago
Last Activity:2 days ago
Profile Viewed:3,793 times
Rank:Porn Expert
From:Bedford, United Kingdom
Personal Information
Kids:No, but may be want some
Education:Some college
Drinking:Several times a week
Drugs:Recreational drugs sometimes
Physical Information
Body type:Stocky
Height:6 ft 0 in (183 cm)
Hair length:Very short
Hair color:Black
Eye color:Brown
About Me
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I , the Penis , hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
P. Niss

The Response
Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request , and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations , such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all , you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

V. Gina

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1 day ago
Thanks for adding, have fun!
15 days ago
hi, kind of gallery i'd like in my fav!
2 months ago
thanks for adding me
3 months ago
I love the joke, LOL. I like your vids too, thanks for the invite, you made my day
3 months ago
funny profile story!!)))
will add you!
3 months ago
Thanks for the invite!
5 months ago
Thanks for the add ! Beds rocks !
5 months ago
☆Hey!ヽ('ー'#)/ Hello!☆
6 months ago
Thanks for the add , great profile
11 months ago
Hey there! Many thanks for your sexy comments! Sandyxxxxxxx
11 months ago
Thanks for the dirty comments!! Luv them!!
1 year ago
Thanks for the sexy commentsxxxxxxxxx Tom & Sandy xxx
1 year ago
thx for your comment...enjoy
1 year ago
lmao @ your profile story! Good times!
1 year ago
Thanks for the invite but to be my friend, you have to be xhamster verified or your profile pic.
1 year ago
Je ne considère pas invite de paresseux qui ne veulent pas de compiler un profil personnel. Je n'accepte pas ennuyeux, vide et/ou NON-profils représentatifs !!
1 year ago
tnx 4 the invite
2 years ago
Thanks a lot for inviting me to be your friend, check out my photo with girls I have fucked, comments are much welcome:


I also have a list of porn pics that really turn me on:


There is also a blog with pics of how I would like to see my 18 year old girlfriend in sex, both alone and with other men/women:


She read the comments, if you draw her attention with good comments & ideas for sex she may decide to let you play with her... :-)

I will post more video's if the one I have posted are viewed, so if you like my video's and want more, then help me with adding them as favorite video of yours... :-)


2 years ago
cant add without personal pics sweetie . sorry
2 years ago
thanks for the comment nice profile you,,,
2 years ago
hey ... the arguments against P. Niss are too strong and maybe unfair to some extent....

i bet some of the reasons give by V. Gina are behind elimination of P. Niss and replacing it by another V. Gina in few cases nowdays

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