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backpalm
 
Signed up: 994 days ago
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Rank:Porn Expert
Comments:227
Name:John Kelso
I'm:Man
Relation:Single
Seeking:Woman
Religion:Jewish
Language:English
 
Country:United States
City:Sacramento
Occupation:self-employed
Education:BA/BS (4 years college)
Income:Middle
 
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Average
Height:6 ft 1 in (185cm)
Hair length:Short
Hair color:Other
Eye color:Hazel
Smoking:Regularly
Drinking:Most days
Drugs:Recreational drugs sometimes
 
Webcam:Yes
About Me:I am an entertainer and an editor. Since 1954 (ya, I'm an old guy) I've loved vivid sexual media [aka: 'porn']. I'm happy to have lived til now: the golden age of pornography, and I'm just as sexed-up as I was at twenty. Kind of gives you young kids hope, eh?

Fuck as much as you can. You won't regret it. Everything else is just killing time.
Fucking is beautiful & tender... wet & raunchy... a perfect connection between a man and a woman. And I assume the same goes for man&man or woman&woman.

Watching men and women fuck has taught me to be a better lover, and carried me through times when I had no lover.

I think heaven blesses everyone who loves the magic of sex in all it's hundreds of forms, in person or on film.

(Except that 2 girl/1cup thing!)





  

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December 29, 2011, 1:30 pm 
Hi...

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November 30, 2011, 6:08 pm 
Thank you for the compliment even though you haven't seen a pic of me, I do feel as though I am beautiful, I will eventually get pics of myself up here, I have some somewhere haha..((PS I'm not sure how you would sign that, I am a little tired right now so that may be why))

PIMP
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October 31, 2011, 9:57 pm 
Best wishes from Ukraine ! Have a nice stay ! Have fun ! Thanks for comments !

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August 3, 2011, 8:38 pm 
John,
thank you for the link. It´s magic! If memory serves me well, it had still been 2 flics this morning? One seems to have been spirited away ...
Still, the one I saw was pure joy to watch. You are a great taleteller (I guess you have to be in your industry) and it was a pleasure to look at and listen to you.
I´m planning to spend new year´s eve in L.A. county, maybe there´s a cheap JetBlue Flight outa Burbank up to Sacramento .... haha!
Take care
Igor

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July 8, 2011, 8:57 pm 
John,
glad to see that you are still around. Beeen away myself from the Hamster´s cage for a while. Now back in the dungeons and having fun.
Best wishes across the pond
Brat

Celebrity
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December 30, 2010, 8:46 pm 
HAPPY NEW YEAR Mister John!

Celebrity
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May 8, 2010, 4:01 pm 
Hello John! I am glad to read your nice comment on my page. How are you? Do you live in the same place? Life goes on... Best regards.

PIMP
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April 15, 2010, 2:10 am 
Hi John. Very glad all is going well. Some time I would like to see your Sculptures you have in the Gallery. Just need to know where it is. The theater production sounds very interesting. Probably over by time I could get there; so I won't ask where this time. If you would like to let me know where the Gallery is just P M me. Thanks. Take care.

Celebrity
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March 19, 2010, 12:31 pm 
Hello there! It's good to find thinking persons here. Your profile is great; you tell 'em, John!

Celebrity
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February 5, 2010, 12:59 am 
hey ppl
read what this guy is saying,think about it,you know why ?,because he,s right!

Kama Sutra Guru
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January 20, 2010, 7:27 am 
HAW! LMAO, I was JUST telling someone in here about that 2girl/1cup thing 2 days ago! I think we all get "hit" with that one eventually. Mine was apx 5 years ago, on MSN--she sent the link, then waited for my "reaction". When I typed, "Oh yummy" she stayed silent for a long time--I think she freaked. haha

PIMP
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December 22, 2009, 5:20 pm 
hey man nice avatar :)

PIMP
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November 1, 2009, 3:17 am 
Hay John. How have you been? Long time no hear. Hope you have a great week&end in all you are doing. Later.

Celebrity
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October 2, 2009, 8:13 pm 
Yep! John is back!

Xhamster King
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August 7, 2009, 2:53 pm 
Hi John,have a fun day..

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August 6, 2009, 9:42 am 
hello john .

Pornstar
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August 3, 2009, 5:40 am 
Thanks for your little story. My first was "Deep Throat" with lovely Linda Lovelace. They showed it in my town at a theatre by the station in the 80ies. I went there at least 5 times but didn´t have the heart to go inside. Finally, I had my father´s car and went to another town to see it and man, was I impressed! I wonder if the other boys were as uptight as I was these days, haha

Pornstar
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August 3, 2009, 12:53 am 
Had a great time in Old Sacramento a few years back. Glad you enjoyed the movies.

Kama Sutra Guru
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July 22, 2009, 5:50 am 
Love your profile..........So true so true, Even the 1cup 2chicks thing

Pornstar
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July 18, 2009, 12:48 pm 
Nice profile, John!
That reminds me of some vintage b/w from the early ages... I´ll go have a look for them.
Take care and have fun!

Celebrity
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June 22, 2009, 9:55 pm 
Hi John, thanks for your informative and observational comments.

Kama Sutra Guru
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June 19, 2009, 6:14 pm 
Hi, loved your text, a lot of meanig there lool.
have a nice weekend++

Kama Sutra Guru
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June 9, 2009, 12:35 am 
Good to see an older guy on here. A lot of the people on here think sex was invented in the 90s.Hello from Michigan

PIMP
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June 6, 2009, 12:02 pm 
Hi John. LIke what you have to say in about yourself. It is so true. the goldern age is really a great time. Things and people were in a slower pace. Where you could enjoy each other to the max. They can do wonderous things with computers now. Ifeelmyself Vids are really good. Need to see more of them here. Thanks for saying HI. Later.

Celebrity
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June 6, 2009, 7:55 am 
Hi John! Your comments are cool and funny. It's a pleasure to read them. Have a good weekend.

Celebrity
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May 28, 2009, 6:26 am 
Thanks for your comment. Greetings from France and welcome.

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