Let's see, where to start? I'm sarcastic and brutally honest.
I've been in love with my girlfriend since we were... around 6ish? Hey, blonde in a super girl outfit on my birthday... Yeah, fate couldn't have made it any easier for me. We've been inseparable ever since (with the occasional moments where I visit family).
I currently work two jobs so my time is very limited. I'm here for the porn. Since I'm here for the porn, let me get a few things straightened (ha ha, I'm not straight, but whatever) out:
1. I don't drink pee. Nor do I pee ON people or anything like that. I hate SCAT.
2. I like pussy, but I have to say that the hetero porn is interesting, as long as it's not all blow jobs. Come on people, is that all a dick is good for? Couldn't think of other things to do other than 42 minutes of sucking cock before finally shoving it in some of the most loose cunts or asses around? Then, five minutes later is the big money shot? Yeah, I like hetero porn when there is a story. (Like the Principal and the Student. That was a nice story with yummy stuff in it.)
3. I like to talk... to intelligent people, and what that really means is: I'll talk your ears off if I feel like it (again, busy bee here). Grammar is important. So that pretty much crosses off a lot of the stupid requests I've gotten so far, like the same 2-3 guys that can't take a hint. I said NO so FUCK OFF. :) I prefer to receive a message from people first, if only to know why they want to be friends. In addition, I will not be posting actual pictures or using my webcam. My work would not be very happy with me and with this economy I need both jobs. I do not plan on getting canned over my like of porn.
4. I like a lot of kinky things, but I'm willing to be introduced to other kinks (NOT SCAT LIKE THINGS) besides BDSM and such. Share alike! I will also be sharing stories the longer I'm on here. I hope they are enjoyable. My girlfriend and I enjoy them when they are halfway through... which is why both of us may take a while to post our stories. :)
5. People need to STOP calling me the following: hun, sweetie, babe, baby, cupcake, ect. I hate being called these "nicknames" when A) I'm not your girlfriend B)I'm a LESBIAN (which so many of you seem to ignore/forget) and C) I have a girlfriend and am not interested in leaving her for any reason. Kindly stop.
Lastly, in closing, happy porn hunting.