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Zamboniman

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Signed up:1810 days ago
Last Activity:15 days ago
Profile Viewed:37,309 times
Rank:Celebrity
Comments:2,749
I'm:34
From:York, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking:Woman
Language:English
Personal Information
Relation:Single
Kids:No, but may be want some
Occupation:currently unemployed
Education:High School graduate
Star sign:Leo
Smoking:Occasionally
Drinking:Occasionally
Drugs:Never
Income:Middle
Physical Information
Ethnicity:White
Body type:Stocky
Height:6 ft 2 in (188 cm)
Hair length:Short
Hair color:Brown
Eye color:Brown
About Me
Porn That beautiful thing that both unites and alienates us. That genre of entertainment that can define us in ways we will never talk about in civilized company.

What is porn? To some it is eyecandy, to others an escape from the realities of their lackluster sex life with a partner they can't stand. And for others it's a salve to ease the painful reality of their hoplessly lonely exsistance (Whoot!)

However, for the privaleged few, it's a job. A world where total strangers objectify you while you simulate fornications with a total stranger while contorting in painful and unrealistic positions. All so a society of awkard males can rut into their hands like the neighbor's on my left leg (I hate that dog).

But that doesn't mean I can't tear it appart in five seconds! WHOOT! The Jadded Porn Critic that is Zamboniman is BACK!*


*technically I never left, I just felt it was time to update my profile
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1 year ago
You should really have a favorite movies unblocked. I am so curious what things you like! :D
1 year ago
Thanks for Your comment.
1 year ago
Love you sensibilities! Terrific comments
1 year ago
Your comments are always appreciated! Thank you!
1 year ago
Regarding your comment. Here's some info on Tanya Tate:

Place of Birth: Liverpool, England
Date of Birth: March 31, 1979 (34 years old)
Astrological Sign: Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Eye Color: Green
Hair Colour: Blonde
Height: 167 cm - 5 feet and 6 inches
Weight: 57 kg - 125 lbs
Measurements: 34F-24-34
Fake Boobs: Yes

Trust us. She's british.
xsartax
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1 year ago
Thanks for your friendship and your comment.
2 years ago
That was from 2001, the lighting wasn't the greatest.
2 years ago
My pseudo is a joke of course ;)
2 years ago
Early parthttp://xhamster.com/movies/327800/cumshot_to_lovery_teacher_and_my_mom.html
2 years ago
Thank you for your comment on my vid! Cheers!
KOKOC321
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2 years ago
thx your comment
2 years ago
thak you for your comment
2 years ago
Thank you for your comment on my vid! Cheers!
2 years ago
Thanks for the comment - tennis will never be the same again............
2 years ago
thanks for comments
2 years ago
opps i ment comment
2 years ago
Thanks for the invite
WillRodgers
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2 years ago
like your comment about women being not a mystery but an irony!!!
2 years ago
Oh god, I love your commentary! Now everytime I come here I search for stuff you commented!
2 years ago
saw you were looking for part 1 of the japanese girls on the bus.

titled "Japanese Lesbian Bus sex (censored)"

http://xhamster.com/movies/1150372/japanese_lesbian_bus_sex_censored.html
2 years ago
your'e hilarious I love your comments!
2 years ago
Hi, thanks for your comment
hk55
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2 years ago
thanx x comment, hope to repost another clip
with her, check my profile, daily upload.
3 years ago
Glad you like the video!
3 years ago
Doctor Adventures - FAYE REAGAN

Link: http://arenabg.com/details.php?id=f12816cf464780f3b9f31ea1a615165f2fd43648
3 years ago
Yeah...... You and me, both Zman. So/but how many Hamster ppl have a clue what the Zamboni is either?
Were you a Flyer or Penguin driver? Message back my home page plz.

Flyers had their day, like the Oiler's 80s reign of terror....
3 years ago
Relax, I will upload it again. Hopefully this time it won't get deleted :)
3 years ago
hi Zamboni, thanks for your comment, definitely gave me a good chuckle. I'm pretty sure doing any type of assembly naked is kinda dangerous... but carry on ladies
3 years ago
I've seen your comments frequently on this site, and they've always been good for a laugh - or a thought. Keep up the good work!

Incidentally, could you please tell me what cartoon caracter you are using as your avatar? i thought I was up on my cartoon lore, but yours is a mystery to me.

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