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| Rank: | Pornstar | | Comments: | 1,701 |
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| I'm: | Man | | Age: | 31 | | Relation: | Single | | Seeking: | Woman | | Star sign: | Leo | | Language: | English | | | | Country: | United States | | State: | Pennsylvania | | City: | York | | Occupation: | currently unemployed | | Education: | High School graduate | | Income: | Middle | | Kids: | No, but may be want some | | | | Ethnicity: | White | | Body type: | Stocky | | Height: | 6 ft 2 in (188cm) | | Hair length: | Short | | Hair color: | Brown | | Eye color: | Brown | | Smoking: | Occasionally | | Drinking: | Occasionally | | Drugs: | Never | | | | About Me: | I rant about porn because I care. ~HA HA HA~ Sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face. I rant about porn because I'm jaded and I've been watching porn too long.
What do I like? Originality and attention to detail. If you're going to cosplay a sexy cop, hold the fucking tonfa (t-shaped club) correctly! I can suspend my disbelief but I don't like to be insulted. These little things will go unoticed by most average viewers. But I'm no average viewer I'm Zamboniman! The jaded porn critic!
So bring me your smut and see if it impresses me! | | | |
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Link: http://arenabg.com/details.php?id=f12816cf464780f3b9f31ea1a615165f2fd43648
Were you a Flyer or Penguin driver? Message back my home page plz.
Flyers had their day, like the Oiler's 80s reign of terror....
;) :P
Incidentally, could you please tell me what cartoon caracter you are using as your avatar? i thought I was up on my cartoon lore, but yours is a mystery to me.