YourFuckDoll's Blog

Simple question ...

Who's alive in here still??? lols
Posted by YourFuckDoll 4 months ago  |  38

That sucked ...

Heya homies and hellraisers ... How's thangz?
Weather in Ontario has been booyah level of bogus - the major highways are being shut down right left and center. Cars and rigs are being stranded in snowdrifts as tall as buildings, accidents become pileups, and it's not even safe to send out assistance to them. It started mid December, it has gone on pretty much every friggen day - ice - snow - winds - SOMETHING crazy. This winter, is special.
December 12th my roomie borrowed my car, his had lost a fuel pump and it had just died; so he'd asked if he could borrow my car to run some files ... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  8

Threats of the Net

So I've been real quiet ... I know.
If you've followed me since my time on other sites you know I've been (past tense) prone to doing this on occasion and without warning.
There's been a fellow following me around for over a decade now indeed I BELIEVE it was pre Y2K that he even "found me" and approached me - From the time he initially began speaking to me I was pretty sure of a few things ...
1) shit ain't as it is being presented
2) the boy is a poser & player
3) this guy is NOT trustworthy
4) there is something else going on here than what I'm being told
5) SOMEWHERE... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  5

The male condition ...

I watched The Great Gatsby last night ... can't stop thinking about the topics represented within the pages if you will, the presentation of the story was alright n all but I THINK that's about the best representation I've ever seen of a syndrome and condition so common it really should be named which as far as my limited exposure has shown me is only evident in males and is always focused on a love interest, or begins that way anyway.
It's an obsession i suppose and I've seen it many many times over my own love life and interest ... and from the female perspective I can say it really doe... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  8

A CraigsList Lesson ...

Ok so I put an ad on craigslist of Toronto under missed connections w4m the other day ... got 55 initial responses to it all telling me they'd LOVE to build a fort with me ... THIS was MY reply to their initial response:

MY form letter response to their reply to my ad:
Can I ask you something? The only question I have or am curious about before we might begin - but when you are in a relationship and something goes awry or amiss do you ...
Bury yourself in work and suddenly become absent
Bury yourself in a bottle and suddenly become incompetent
Bury the problem in drama and
... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  11

- and then you have a birthing dream???

Yanno when ... you get to the stage of the game that you just SO can't be bothered it's really kind'a mostly disturbing ... ?
Yanno when ... you are so disenchanted with humanity that the concept of being naked and horizontal beside one is a turn off ... ?
Yanno when ... you just don't even see the point in talking, it's not that you have nothing to say - it's that no one is listening anyway, and those who are tend to hear what they are inclined to interpret instead of what was actually said ... ?
Yanno when ... the simple act of standing is so exhausting that you have absolutely no d... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  2

Labor Day Long Weekend ...

I have company flying in Fri but gone again before noon on Sunday

There IS NO open house planned for this weekend ...

I have NO PLANS of meeting anyone off the site this weekend ... if you have deluded yourself into thinking we're meeting that's your problem and would be pretty hard to figured out WHEN we had that convo as I haven't been here since the accident last Friday ... so - sucks to be you.

But I'm on the phone right now sharing travel horror stories ... if YOU have one to share ... Feel free to rant a bit <3
You tell me one - I'll tell you one ...
XxoxX

He'... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  4

The unusual methods of the creative ...

Car accident yesterday
sore as all fuck today

will survive
nothing damaged and needing repair on either car or me
just - being ass ended when at a dead stop - hurts more than you'd think ...


Accident was 8 am .... While he was SCREAMING at me I'd "cut him off" I pointed out he ASS ENDED MY MERCEDES which was SQUARE in the lane - which HE hit FLUSH and square on the ass end - HIS air bag didn't deploy, MY bumper is fine - we're good - carry on. Just PLEASE chill the fuck out before you kill someone ok ... MAN did his mood change fast - truthfully I simply did not have the time ... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  7

STOP SHAVING YOUR BODY HAIR GUYS!!!!!

Ok must say this ... There's this fucked up logic out there with the babes who seem to think that MEN should be bald hairless LITTLE BOYS.
Women for whatever reason find it fitting to begrudge boys the body hair. Amazingly they want a nice, firm and erect penis, a complete and proper ejaculate, they fall short however on the realization that the desires correlate with the onset of puberty and the development of body hair.

You guys being suckers fall for their own projection of self esteem issues and pick up a razor - now ... you already know the relationship is doomed to fail so ... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  35

THIS GUY made my day - maybe he'll make yours

ok so ... It's Friday - I'm in an AWESOME mood ... Can't touch this shit man - Im in SO good of a mood people are ACTUALLY stopping me and asking if I've won the lottery ... (kind'a yeah I did actually ... but that's a whole OTHER story) - So I'm rockin' this thing called life I have people being rude and snotty to me all day and then apologizing 3 minutes later - I have clerks screwin' shit up but actually catching their errors instead of waiting for me to do it ... I figure shit - Imma go buy a lottery ticket - 15 million pot ... so I did ...
Then around the other side of the mall I TRI... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  3

SATURDAY Open House IS ON ... yes

Let's go 4 - 9 pm...

I won't post the address here because - well I'm crazy but not insane thanks :)
Still wanting to say hello - and meet I'd love to meet and fondle you ;)

Flip me a note so I know YOU are still interested and able and 'll be sure to get back to you within 24 hours so you have a notion what's doin' ....

Couples welcome
Babes welcome ...
Cameras welcome

Grocery store up the end of the road if you wanna grab a hunk of beef for the grill ... I dunno .... I don't host these fuckin' things man I just show up for the free cock!!! er um - hot dogs... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  3

SATURDAY Open House IS ON ... yes

Let's go 4 - 9 pm...

I won't post the address here because - well I'm crazy but not insane thanks :)
Still wanting to say hello - and meet? I'd love to meet and fondle you ;)

Flip me a note so I know YOU are still interested and able, and 'll be sure to get back to you within 24 hours so you have a notion what's doin' .... and were you are headed

Couples welcome
Babes welcome ...
Cameras welcome

Grocery store up the end of the road if you wanna grab a hunk of beef for the grill ... I dunno .... I don't host these fuckin' things man I just show up for the fr... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago

Movies I'd LIKE to see made ...

I'm not a TV person, I don't mind movies but propaganda is truly not my thing.
Was sitting here thinking that everyone claims all the movies and stories have been written and told, and yet there's one that's never been looked at, and I suspect would be rather cool to do ...

That would be the story of someone who has won the lottery, and lost their job on the same day - the only problem is you get NOTICE you lost your job, no one notifies you you won the lottery - ticket is packed with belongings and put in storage -The Winner lives off the streets a time, meets people and sees great ... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  3

OPEN HOUSE NOTICE

August 17th (Saturday)
Open house ... My place.
If you already know where it is and intend to come please - courtesy is good, let me know and post a reply so I see you fishing you guys out of a mailbox is a pain in the ass.

ANYWAY - Saturday - but th weather is suddenly unreliable so I'm going to wait until later in the week to pick afternoon or evening - if you already know where the house is, and are inclined to give me a hand sorting the place out some feel free to head over when inclined - just let me know you are coming and realize if you hit the door and I'm out I'm probably g... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  2

Chronic Ink - What up with the tattoo Doll?

Wow - now there's a sordid tale ...
Well - I've looked and hunted and searched - forever. I've had a magazine in my possession since the 80's with some seriously cool stylized awesome art in it from an artist who very definitely has his own style; and I've been looking and hunting for the tattoo artist capable, and the studio willing to back their artist.
So I found Chronic Ink Tattoos in Toronto and - WOW did their artists seem to have their acts together and going on. The work was amazing, the shop was able to boast many awards, they seemed to be just what I'd been looking for.
... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago

University HELL ... The Saga Continues CH I

So I had an appointment today to get my stupid student file reopened ...
Get in the car to head there can't - road under construction and FULLY blocked off - joy
Next road - head down there - they are STILL allowing parking on both sides OF the road and it's a detour one lane road so uh we NEED all 3 lanes here guys get the cars OFF the shoulders ... Traffic is NOT moving ... WTF - WHY NOT??? 20 minutes later still NOT moving - still - WTF!
SO - I get out of the car ... camera in hand and start taking photos of the lisc plate etc of the vehicle in front of me - this PIECE OF SHI... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  3

ok - fine ... I CONFESS ...

So I was talking with some friends the other day and we were discussing life - I have NO IDEA how the convo got from grocery stores to this but - it did and if I DIDN'T know better I could almost think this was an utter set up, however I know I make NO SENSE to people.

OK so ... I have a couple of boys I'm mentioning to people ... Boys who none of them have ever heard of before (WHO the hell is HE NOW??!?!?!) ... so I get teased about - we were worried you'd gone queer for a bit there - I got the he actually thinks he can handle you, and you actually LIKE him - STILL???? I got the -... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  17

The difference between getting COCK/LAID - and get

That SHOULD be: The Difference Between Getting LAID/COCK and - GETTING FUCKED

ok so - I suck .... I'm cranky and you might have noticed mail is OFF and invites are also OFF ...
Apparently iHorny - Upright is in the site's top 5 most popular vids ... oh fucking joy (translate tis to I'm being bugged - A LOT).

Now I said on the profile status that I'm horny and I want cock ...meanwhile little did I know the vid is now top 5 ... ok so if I'm not getting it about the vids I'm getting it about the "hey I have one!" - boys are amazingly predictable in this regard... it causes us to... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  3

What Happens at an Open House ...

Generally - not much.
General meet and greet - tea n crumpets - occasionally the sprinkler.

Sometimes it's a smoke fest ...
Sometimes it's a slosh fest ...
BBQ is always on ...

Sometimes it's couples only
Sometimes it's blacks only
Sometimes it's open door ...
In the past different places I've lived was deck parties, pool parties (I got a k1ddy wading pool oh come on I thought it was funny!) ... got way roasty and wandered about one or two of em naked too even ;) This house - no - won't happen. Topless maybe but not naked.

I've had women show up and lo... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  3

Saturday ... 4:20

OPEN HOUSE .... supposedly (right?)
sittin here alone burnin' a blunt ...
room mate's headed out for propane ... and I'm sittin' here debatin' about puttin on a bikini ... no one even here to take photos - so - as usual - talk is cheap boys ;)
Pussy - is (apparently) too expensive for ya *snickers*


... ONE person has showed up and since left ... now see YOU think I'm a slut - I keep telling you in order for me to BE ONE OF THOSE I'd have to have a PENIS within riding distance ... and if you won't SHOW me yours then don't call names and fire accusations ... So see - not funning'... Continue»
Posted by YourFuckDoll 1 year ago  |  14