I'm simple, in that I don't lie. This way, you know what I'm thinking at all times, and what my intentions are.
If I tell you I'm not trying to get into your pants, I fucking meant it, so back off.
I'm rude, crude, and an asshole. But I'm the most honest, trustworthy person you'll likely ever meet.
When it comes to relationships, I tend to become more passive...unless I hold the leash...heh.
I don't do drugs. If you do, great, I don't want to hear about them.
I drink socially, but not much.
I smoke cigars, and Lucky Strikes.
About friend requests: So you've received a random friend request from me, and decided to take a look at my profile, neh? Well let me clear some things up for you.
1: I'm not a friend collector. I added you for one reason only. Because you interested me. I found you interesting, and I wouldn't mind a chat. If you don't want to chat, that's fine. But remember that you can always message me. It's always your perogative.
"But I don't want to add you because you don't have any uploads or blah blah blah"
Fine, then don't add me. It's not critical to my life that you become my bestest internet friend in the whole wide world. I don't know you, and if you don't add me, I never will. Either way, neither of us are going to cry to sleep over it. At least I know I won't. Plain and simple.
Other than that,I don't mind some action. I'm from the Los Angeles area. If you find me interesting, get to know me a little first. I'm not going to just jump into sex with some random person, thanks.
Oh, and I do have my foreskin. I know some people think they're weird. Well, I have news for you, foreskins are the NATURAL shape of the penis. All of those cut men have been given a surgical deformity not by their own choice. So deal with it.
Also, I'm beast and zoo friendly.