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[Story] Helping the Homeless

Tom was walking home from school on a crisp autumn day. The sun shone through the bare trees, and a slight breeze carried cheerful bird chirps.

Despite the happy atmosphere, Tom could not have been in a more sour mood. His English professor gave him a failing grade on a term paper, and a car had nearly hit him as it sped down the road, only slowing down to scream "watch where the fuck you're going." Being a broke college student, this was normal for Tom. His car had broken down three weeks prior, and he could not have been more angry at that very moment if he tried.

Three blocks ... Continue»
Posted by UnderCoverPenisLover 2 years ago  |  3

[Story] My Trip To The Zoo

No matter how old you are class field trips are the best, and since I was eighteen, this was likely one of my last field trips before I went off to college.

This trip was really exciting for me because, unlike most of my classmates, my career was going to be hands on with a****ls. For college, I was planning on becoming a Herpetologist, someone who studies amphibians and reptiles, but I was mainly going to study snakes.

The zoo had recently renovated its reptile house, so I was extremely excited to to the new exhibits they had to showcase. As we toured through the park, I got to se... Continue»
Posted by UnderCoverPenisLover 2 years ago  |  3

[Story] My Best Friend's Dad

Just so you know, the sex scene is labeled, and it's about half way through.

"Jesus Christ Tom, can you do nothing right? I am sick and tired of you doing everything half-assed." Dad wasn't home for five minutes and he was already screaming. "Do you have any reason why I asked you to clean the dishes this morning and there are more than there were this morning?! One thing! I ask you one motherfucking thing and you slap me in the face with this shit."
"Dad, chill. I lost track of time, I'll do it rig-"
"NO!" he screamed. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. I'M TIRED... Continue»
Posted by UnderCoverPenisLover 2 years ago  |  19
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