The Birth Of A Candy Bar

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY. So he took Ms. HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and 5TH AVENUE. He let out a SNICKER and stuck his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT-KAT, causing a MILKY WAY. She screamed O'HENRY as she came all over his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. After he busted a NUTRAGEOUS, she showered him with HERSHEY'S KISSES and told him he was better than the THREE MUSKETEERS. Soon, she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later, she had BABYRUTH.
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Categories: Sex Humor
Posted by The_Tongue_Fu_Master
3 years ago    Views: 115
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2 years ago
Been searching for this for EVER!
First saw it on a key chain when I was a kid... haven't been able to find it ever since!
Thank you!
2 years ago
3 years ago
lmao this is good
3 years ago
Originally done by Dr Dirty John Valby.