I'm back after two months travelling!
(2 months ago)
Signed up:1513 days ago
Last Activity:39 days ago
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I'm:The Stig, 26
From:Sheffield, United Kingdom
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Star sign:Scorpio
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Body type:Stocky
Height:5 ft 11 in (180 cm)
Hair length:Short
Hair color:Brown
Eye color:Green
About Me

Welcome to my page & thanks for visiting.

I'm 25 and originally from South Yorkshire. I'm ex-military and served for six years. I left due to injury and now I'm currently free to have some fun on xHamster. I don't have a picture of myself up here because of my injury, I'll show it to people who are interested and are genuine.

I'd just like to point out, I'm straight guys, stop PM-ing me. and I know I'm not the best looking guy on the planet.

Also, it really annoys me that people leave nasty comments on the pages of members. If you haven't got anything nice to say, DON'T FUCKING SAY IT!

I'm mainly here for the videos and looking for some chats with some like-minded, shy girls out there.

I like to treat women with a bit more respect. I'm not into the whole 'destroying assholes' and making lasses 'gag'. It just doesn't do anything for me. Don't get me wrong, I like it rough, but not to the point where she doesn't enjoy it.


I love it when a girl wraps her legs tight round a guy.
I like Shy Girls.
True Amateur Porn.
Curvy Girls.


Feet. Eurgh! How can people find them arousing?!?!
Really overweight women. (Sorry, no offence, just not my cup of tea.)
'Plastic' Porn.
Gay Porn (Male)
Over-exuberent girls.

Favourite Porn Stars:-

Kelly Stafford.
Bella Blaze.
Calli Cox.
Tera Patrick.
Georgie Lyell.
Hitomi Tanaka.
Lucie Wilde.
Simone Stephens.
Nikki May (Before she turned into a whale!)
Carmella Bing.
Gianna Michaels.

I'm a massive fan of Guns 'n' Roses, who were the best thing on the planet until Axl ruined it! Slash is the greatest guitarist on Earth!

Arrogant members.

I come on here for the videos and the chats. What I don't come on here for is abuse by other members. Everyone has the right to free speech and to defend theirselves but what gives people the right to act like they're better than everyone else?

I will NOT be accepting invites from random people, especially guys. If you don't leave a message on my wall or just click 'invite' randomly, it will be declined.

Warning: All individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.
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2 months ago
Thanks for comment, and Welcome back! from wherever you went :) hope it was an awesome trip
4 months ago
Thank U!
5 months ago
Thanks for comment my friend.
6 months ago
Thanks for the invite
6 months ago
Great Avatar,.Any chance of an invite ?
7 months ago
Thanks for letting people know! always appreciate users that care to protect videos
7 months ago
Thanks for the comment Stig.
8 months ago
Thanks for comment.
9 months ago
Thanks for your comment.
1 year ago
Thanks for the comments!
1 year ago
Not a Liverpool supporter.
1 year ago
As always, your comments are very much appreciated!
1 year ago
Thank you kind Sir
Just trying to have a little fun and it's not all about the porn..
"Dare To Be Different"
Thanks for the compliment
Stay safe
1 year ago
nice collection of faves mate. ;)
1 year ago
Thanks for the comment!
1 year ago
Thanks much! XOXO!!!
1 year ago
Glad you liked Tabitha and Brian. Several more from that series to come this week.
1 year ago
As always thanks for the comments and backing me up on the movie. They deleted the long movie because they said that there were actors that were too young looking.
1 year ago
Thanks for the comment, most appreciated. A lot more to come!
1 year ago
Thnx for your comment on Jamie. I agree her tits are not the most exciting thing. FYI - I expect to post a pre-boob job vid with Jamie, with similar DP action, to be posted the coming weeks.
1 year ago
No its Darth Vader
1 year ago
Ite Jeremy Clarkson
1 year ago
Very nice page. Stopping by and showing some Love Peace! XXX :)
1 year ago
Thank you. XOXO!!!
2 years ago
Thx 4 u´r comment.
2 years ago
hi fella,

thx 4 your comment on my vid!!!

peace, mark
2 years ago
Nice set of favorities. Have a look at mine and see what you think....
2 years ago
hey babes my new profile will get some vids on wen sort them hope uokxx
2 years ago
hi there wen my site is out there gonna be lot more then tit play i can tell ya xx
2 years ago
Thanks for the comment, not sure if it was a good 'oh my god' or a bad one, but thanks anyway. LOL xxx

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