At the end of the month, I will be celebrating a personal milestone that is so fun that I wanted to share it with all of my friends (and non-friends) here at xHamster.
I will turn eleven years old. You read that right.
Nigel Tufnel's favorite number. The eleventh hour. The number of players on a football, soccer, or cricket team. Eleven pipers piping. 10 plus one. September 11. Get a slurpee at 7-Eleven.
You might be saying "He's sniffing glue" or "What is this guy yakkin' about?" It's not often I get to celebrate my birthday so bear with me - some of you might have an idea where I'm going with this so sit on your hands. It's very easy to understand.
My birthday falls on February 29th. February 29, 1968 at 3:50 PM to be exact. My birth certificate, government-issued passport, and state-issued driver's license all list this as fact. It wasn't planned this way - I was a week overdue. I would have been content with a late February birthday but fate put me on leap year day.
All right... I'm not turning eleven. Most countries around the world will recognize my legal birthday as either February 28th or March 1st - so I get THREE birthdays out of the deal. Which means I should get triple the amount of presents and gifts... okay, it's a stretch.
I will be 44. That's a numerologist's delight (11 and 44) - let them figure out the cosmic relevance about that.
How will I be marking the occasion? Let's just say I won't be alone... Mmmhmmm!
If you'd like to add birthday wishes or add a video link to the growing number of birthday videos I'm saving in my favorites list, this would be the place to leave them.
Thanks for reading.