We usually go to an irish pub nearby on St Patrick's Day and this was as usual. We tend to gather with the younger crowd, and we found a few stand up tables near the back and asked if we could set our beers down and share the table. Everyone was fairly well oiled and we were accepted to join in. there were 6 guys at this table and all of them appeared to be 21-24. jerry was a very good looking guy and he kept talking shit about all the girls he was going to go over and pick up. he never left the table other than to pee or get another round. after a while I had bought a few rounds and included ... Continue»
On a beautiful spring day in Ireland, a priest is walking down a country road when he sees Mary Katherine, a beautiful lass he's known since he baptized her as a babe at his church, walking in the opposite direction, crying hysterically.
"Mary Katherine, my darling c***d, what ever can be wrong on such a lovely day?" the priest asks.
"Ohhh, Father... I'm so sad... My husband..." sobs Mary Katherine. "My husband died last night at home..."
"Ohhh, Mary Katherine, I'm terribly sorry for your loss... Tell me, c***d, did he have any last words?"
"Yes, Father..." says Mary Katherine. "His last words were: MARY KATHERINE, PUT DOWN THAT GODDAMN GUN!"
Erin Go Bra.. Bragh!