“ Sorry I have to ask you this but can I see your I.D.?”
The cashier who asked me this question didn’t look old enough to buy beer herself but in The supermarket where she worked it was store policy to check everyone, no matter their age.
“I know you’re only doing your job. Glad to help fight The menace of u******e drinking” I said with a straight face while handing her my license. She typed my birth date into The computerized register before returning my license to me.
“ Wow that’s how old you are? Sorry what I meant is that you don’t seem that old. Still sounds wrong thou... Continue»