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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and being absolutely ridiculous is better than being absolutely boring
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11 months ago
1712 days as a member well i would like to say it was all good times on here but that would be a lie so fuck all u ppl that i hate for being lower then shit you who u are La.. ..... peace of shit MOE OUT
1 year ago
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,
“Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."
The redneck said,
"I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a fucking chimney."
The nurse replied,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
1 year ago
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."

Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.

Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!
1 year ago
if u could read my mind, I'm pretty sure u would be traumatized for life or become sexually aroused
1 year ago
Charity degrades those who receive it, and hardens those who dispense it. - George Sand
1 year ago
You think your Job sucks, Just think somebody got up today and assembled dildos with a straight face.
1 year ago
Thanks for your comments, ... and the jokes! ;)
1 year ago
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
1 year ago
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
1 year ago
Drinking rum before 10:00 am makes you a Pirate not an alcoholic.
1 year ago
Love your jokes and quotes.
1 year ago
I don't get why people find drunk text annoying, your the person they're thinking of when there brain cant even function properly.
1 year ago
u need to get it together....seriously u are on my list!!!
1 year ago
seriously u are never around when i need u
1 year ago
Roses are Red, Nuts are Round, Skirts R up, Panties R Down, Belly to belly, Skin to Skin, When Its Stiff, Stick it in! Now Thats a fucking luv poem!
2 years ago
For all the Ladies who say "all guys are the same" who told u to try them all? Hoe
a tedisem
2 years ago
When i was 5 years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life when i went to school they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i wrote down happy they told me i didnt understand the assignment i told them they didnt understand life - john lennon
2 years ago
Thanks for the ad.... Moderator huh?? is that like the CIA for xhamster?

2 years ago
get back on the clock
2 years ago
im still here
2 years ago
hugs & kisses
2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAQEK4IyG8 this my theme song !!!

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