1. THE BEGINNING
I blame XHamster.
No seriously...if it wasn't for XHamster, none of this would have happened.
Now in all fairness, some would argue it is my fault; as it was my own stupidity and my own weakness that led to this whole crazy mess; that said I wouldn't change a single thing. I am just saying...it really never would have happened if it wasn't for XHamster.
Now I suppose I should start by saying I had and still have a pretty good life. I am happily married to a beautiful woman named Maryanne who is 5'4, delicate olive skin, long dark brown hair, memorizing hazel ... Continue»