Squirt_Luver's favorite posts & stories (22)

[Story] I read this on fetlife



The whole world seems so enamored by extroverts – the people we know who just want to be around people all the time. While we introverts might not want that, it doesn’t mean we’re depressed or suicidal or anything wacky like that. There are some things you should know about us.

1. Small talk sucks.
We’re just not very good at it. We’re typically the big-thinking types. We like big ideas and theories. Small talk is uncomfortable. We don’t care about the weather or how your cat has been doing.

2. Being alone is fine.
Seriously, we’re doing okay, even if we hole up in our houses for a... Continue»
Posted by darkstarblue 4 days ago  |  Views: 1  |  
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[Story] A Night of Squirting Fun

I was all ready for my cam show; I had hydrated thoroughly, I had towels out, I was kinda lit, and I was ready to squirt. As I was setting my camera and my music up, my phone vibrated.

"Hope you don't mind one more fan watching."

It was this guy I had hooked up with a few times recently; it had been a few weeks since I had seen him, but I was happy to know he was going to be watching me.

I started the show like I always do, chat a little, tease a little. I had started squirting a bit, when my phone went off again.

"That pussy looks so good mmmmmm"

It was him again. I had been wa... Continue»
Posted by krystal_geysers 8 months ago  |  Views: 643  |  
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[Story] Food and Much Much More Pt. 1

He said he had a special night planned for me so I put on a very short strapless dress and a thong, as well as black thigh high stockings and heels and I was ready to go. I was so horny as I waited for him I almost couldn’t take it. He arrived and quickly pulled me to the car after kissing me passionately and I wanted to take him right then and there. We got into the car and I could see his member getting hard through his slacks. As we got on the road we talked and I rubbed his thigh as a way of telling him I was horny and wanted to deal with the bulge in his pants. Soon he pulled off the road... Continue»
Posted by naturegirl25 1 year ago  |  Views: 1754  |  
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[Story] The Best Tip I Could Give

I had just moved to the city and I was staying in a hotel alone until I could find a place to live. One night I was bored and very horny so I decided to order pizza and give the pizza guy a tip that would benefit both of us. I showered and put on my sexiest lingerie and heels, then sprayed perfume on my hot skin. After I had fully prepared I called and put in my order and waited the whole 35 minutes or so for the delivery to get to my room. He arrived and looked instantly excited to see me dressed as I was. I invited him in and asked him to put the pizza on the table, I then got bold and pre... Continue»
Posted by naturegirl25 1 year ago  |  Views: 1582  |  
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[Story] The icing on the cake

I made a sponge cake the other day. Unfortunately we ran out of icing sugar so it was a bit plain. We sat down to eat it when I said to my boyfriend "It's a bit dry without icing"

"I could help with that if you like" he replied with a cheeky wink.

"Go on then" I said. He looked a bit shocked. I was serious.

"You really want me to? It might taste a bit funny" He said with a smile on his face.

"Come here and unload over my slice. I want you to ice it for me. Do it." A stern look on my face.

Immediately he got up and came over unzipping his jeans and pulled out his cock. I wat... Continue»
Posted by Skats 1 year ago  |  Views: 571  |  
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[Story] Masturbating beside my husbands friend

Good sex should never be executed silently, and I was putting my heart, soul and mouth into this fuck.

The main impetus for this noisy encounter with my exhausted husband, was lying in the room next door, with his bed lying alongside the very wall my bed lay alongside, he could with ease, hear the very sheets rustle, as I tossed and turned, I knew he was horny for me, so fucking my husband would both excite him and tease him to distraction, especially as I moaned and mouthed my sexual desires at the height of my passion, something all men would like to experience, watching and listening to ... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 2 years ago  |  Views: 3572  |  
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[Story] A Raunch filled night with the chick that Squirts


I have been waiting quite a while to find this woman that squirts like some women you say in porn video's. One of my kinkiest fantasies has always been to watch Ben make a pussy squirt either with his fingers or while fucking, and FINALLY, we got to do this, and then some!

A few weeks ago, our good friend and sometimes sex photographer!, Jensen, called and told me he'd finally tracked down this woman in the souther california area, who was a well known "squirter". How she got this reputation I have no idea as I asked if she was in the porn industry and Jensen said no, she was a "civilian... Continue»
Posted by sharingsherry 2 years ago  |  Views: 780  |  
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[Story] Harder Daddy, Harder!

As always, I must explain that I will tell you if my stories are fantasy or if I've gone through the pleasure myself. Today's story is pure reality, my loves. "Daddy, Master, and Sir" are all my boyfriend. I do not involve or condone sex with one's f****y - although I do get ridiculously wet whenever I have a man dominate me into submission such as my lover does to me. Enjoy.

Although the day had just started; the break of dawn barely cracking through the hotel curtains, I was wide awake-- and starving for some cum. Although Daddy had fucked me senseless last night, like the little slut I a... Continue»
Posted by Ineeddickinmenow 2 years ago  |  Views: 3260  |  
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New section - My News

Hello folks!

We have just made some more changes which we call improvements. The following sections of xHamster such as Fresh Comments, News Feed, My Subscriptions and Friends News are no longer available but their functions are still here and can be found at the new section called My News. At this new section you can choose what kind of announcements do you wish to see: Comments are for new comments which people left on your profile or posted content; Content is for new movies, pictures, stories and blog entries posted by users you're subscribed to; Statuses are for any changes of statuses... Continue»
Posted by xHamster 2 years ago

[Story] Fun In A Van

Now I'm not a writer so i apologize for any mistakes i make grammar wise.

So this story is a true story, it happened on the 7th of September.

I got an email from an old friend of mine, one i played with on a few occasions. He told me he was in town and wanted to see me. A few emails later we agreed on a time and place, so after showering and getting ready i went and waited for him.

After a few minutes he pulled up beside me in a van, his new "ride" which had a mattress in the back (classy i know). He explained to me that he did a lot of traveling with work and it was cheaper just to s... Continue»
Posted by ashleyxox 2 years ago  |  Views: 1312  |  
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[Story] Gamer Fantasy

While u were playing you video game (insert your favorite video game), I come out of the shower wearing a white bra and boy shorts. I sit next to you to see if you notice. You only looked at me once and continued to play the game. I start to feel horny so I distract you by unzipping your pants and having my hand rub on your underwear. It’s so cute to see your face turning red and so I laugh. But you were still playing the game.

I decided to go down on my knee and start playing with your underwear with my mouth. Your dick gets so hard that it wants to come out; I pull your underwear down... Continue»
Posted by innoncentlykinky12 2 years ago  |  Views: 792  |  
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[Story] squirting

Omg Iv only had sex with one guy as was with the same guy for four years and he never once made me orgasm.. I thought maybe it was me that i wasnt as sensitive down there as other girls or something..anyway I know now that he just wasnt doing it for me because last night I had a really naughty cam session with a guy from manchester..he was really fit and in great shape especially for his age(59)
He said he had a thing for school girls so i put on an old school uni that fit me when i was 14 but makes a great slutty outfit now. the skirt barely covers my bum as i always wore it short anyhow.
a... Continue»
Posted by 4dlaf 2 years ago  |  Views: 747  |  
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[Story] New House, New Adventure Part Deux

New House, New Adventures Part Deux

Chelsea and I had a nice Saturday all planned out. The boat hadn’t been taken out all summer so we decided it was time to go drop it into the lake and have ourselves some alone time. The lake was only about an hour away and everything was packed up and we were ready to get on the road.

Mandy and Misty had been out all morning shopping with each other and had just pulled into the driveway as we were just getting ready to take off. I stopped the truck and rolled down the window to tell them our plans for the day. Misty stepped out of the car and was tak... Continue»
Posted by slikkyrikky 2 years ago  |  Views: 1112  |  
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[Story] Story about me (Miranda Cosgrove)

My new job wasn't as bad as I had initially thought it would be, except for the rare occasion. Serving ice cream isn't the most demanding job but when the customers are k**s it can be hell. The ice cream shop was small and cozy with large windows all along the front and located in glitzy part of town.

In my short time working here I had become the manager which wasn't really hard since all my co workers were teenagers that stood around glued to their phones.

I still had some time until I closed the shop but the store was empty, the whole day had been slow so I sent the two other workers ... Continue»
Posted by REAL-MirandaCosgrove 2 years ago  |  Views: 41307  |  
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[Story] His Birthday Present

My boyfriend had a birthday coming up and we had done every fantasy possible except one. He had always wanted a threesome with two women and him. I was reluctant but decided his birthday was the perfect opportunity to give him what he wanted. I took him out to dinner the night of his birthday and told him that I had a surprise waiting for him at the house. We drove home as quite as possible and I wanted him eyes closed straight to his bedroom where my best friend was waiting in his bed naked and ready for some fun. I grabbed him and whispered in his ear “we are all yours tonight” then I undres... Continue»
Posted by naturegirl25 2 years ago  |  Views: 1810  |  
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[Story] A Deal is a Deal

When I was 19 I had a boyfriend who had never performed oral sex on a girl before he had met me. He was eager to try at first, but I have to admit that he wasn't very good at it and therefore he shied away from it so that his performance wouldn't disappoint me. It was a new experience for him. He would usually go down on me long enough to get me wet so he could slide into me, but that was about it. He never took his time. He was great in all other aspects of our sex life, but I wanted to have an orgasm while he was eating me. So in the end, I finally came up with a plan to get him to gi... Continue»
Posted by CuriousNewGirl 2 years ago  |  Views: 3375  |  
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[Story] My First Taste

I did something really filthy the other day that I thought I'd never do--I swallowed a guy's cum. It was salty, but not as bad as I thought it would be.

I'm 21 years old and up until that moment, I'd always pulled my mouth away when I thought the guy was going to cum. Well, it always weirded me out, the thought of having something that came out of the end of a guy's dick squirt in my mouth.

This time was different though. I was in a really naughty mood. The guy (Brian, a pal of one of my girl friends) let me and my friend crash at his place to save us a long walk a back home late at ... Continue»
Posted by CuriousNewGirl 2 years ago  |  Views: 3013  |  
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In Honor of Hump Day...

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch..

AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE E... Continue»
Posted by Ladylumps 3 years ago

[Story] Erin's Dirty Fantasies


My name is Erin. Last month i turned 18 years old. Now that i am "legal", my head is spinning with all these sex fantasies that might really happen for me. Up to now, i've only been with high school boys. They are o.k., but they aren't very imaginative. Or maybe they are just scared to be that way. Older guys were afraid of me because they might go to jail. But, like i say, now i am "legal" and a whole new world is open to me.

I luv to masturbate and think about all my dirty fantasies. I take off all my clothes and lie on my bed. I rub or pat my clit with one hand while i put the narrow ... Continue»
Posted by teengirerin 4 years ago  |  Views: 5537  |  
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[Story] SUN AUG 7 - EMMA'S DESSERT!

Hi again...yes,my name is Shirley and my user is http://xhamster.com/user/blacknylons1

I needed to get this down quickly while I was in the mood and am typing just right handed as my left hand is numb after what we have just been doing!!!

Yes,i have been out with Emma to the same place as in my last story – Mummy and Daddy are staying with me for the week and this makes intimacy difficult at home. Emma can be so loud in her love-making and I too can let rip when I am in top gear!

So we decided this morning to go out for a drive,we would use her car as I cannot let Mummy see the evide... Continue»
Posted by blacknylons1 3 years ago  |  Views: 1217  |  
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[Story] FRI JULY 8 - LIPSTICK LESBIANS!

As a brief résumé of my situation,my name is Shirley,i run a lesbian e****t agency and have a lovely clientele of gorgeous ladies,many of whom are married,yet crave the sexual attention of another woman.

Yes,i was married to Paul for 3 years and our sex life was good while we were together and I loved sucking his big black 9 inch cock. I refer you to my early blogs where I describe my lovemaking with him. I may be a lesbian,i have discovered my true feelings,but please do not be surprised at my friendship with guys on this site,i know men so well after 3 years of marriage!!! Paul loved me t... Continue»
Posted by blacknylons1 3 years ago  |  Views: 1168  |  
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[Story] WED AUG 3 - DIANE'S DESSERT!

Hi,my name is Shirley and my user on xHamster is http://xhamster.com/user/blacknylons1.
I need to keep this concise as I do not want to lose your interest.

I am typing this on Tuesday evening after a wonderful afternoon with Diane. She is one of my lesbian clients,is 52,has a gorgeous figure,is tiny at just 5' and has been married 25 years,but her tycoon husband does not deserve her. You may have read about our recent sexploit in my posting “ [Story] FRI JULY 8 - LIPSTICK LESBIANS! “
July 8, 2011, 5:48 pm
and yes we were both wearing our Revlon “Love That Red” lipstick again today.

We... Continue»
Posted by blacknylons1 3 years ago  |  Views: 1224  |  
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