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SloNEasy

 
Signed up: 147 days ago
Last Activity:4 hours ago
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Rank:Porn Expert
Comments:488
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Gender:Male
 
About Me:

1) People who post naughty vids of themselves are worshipable.
2) I actually own a real live, fully functional brain.
(that's been certified and confirmed) Which enables me to
entertain, converse, joke, express ideas, and convey the
nature of my desires, wants and aspirations.
I'm not saying there are no other brains in here, far from
it. Well, not that far....there's a few.
3) I enjoy sexy talk and flirting, but I doubt that's much
of a shock in this place.
4) You won't see an avatar pic of a cock on my profile, I
don't even HAVE one. (a cock pic I mean. I do have a cock,
the best way to see it is when it's "coming at you in 3D")
5) I tend to like solo vids, especially sensual ones like
those from IFM. Also webcam girls, GHole girls, MILFs with
real mammaries, compilations, and, oh yes, girl on girl.
6) Pet peeves:
-Egotistical "directors" who talk too much--she's there to
fuck, and she knows how, so let her do what you're paying
her for. Its a fuck vid, not a fuckumentary dammit.
-Too bright lighting--we wanna SEE, but keep it natural.
"Crappy flash" rocks tho cuz it has that "spooky" feel.:p
-Ham-handed-cam-handling, e.g., the "shadow-man" lurking in the background. Reminding me there's a guy there with a
camera is like....reminding me there's a GUY THERE.
Jeez just throw my fantasy on the muddy ground, whip out
your pecker and piss on it why don't you!
-Models looking at the camera (except interviews etc)
-Fake orgasms (yes sweeties, we DO know!)
7) I haven't met a breast I didn't like, provided it's made
with all-natural ingredients. Pumping Dupont Plasticene™
into the body is a turnoff. If it's a realistic fake, fine...
I just don't wanna KNOW about it.
8)You can put my age at...
somewhere between My-3-Sons and The Waltons. :-D
9)ETA: doesn't anyone TALK on this site? Maybe I need a
cock av after all. :-

Quote:
"I once ate a pussy... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG!"

Icon Legend: male/no-cam/cook/aries/don't-smoke/
beer-drinker/medium-money/blue-eyes :-D
  

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Celebrity
comments: 2209
March 19, 2010, 12:28 pm 
Howdy! I'm honin' my Hohner for Saturday night! As the man said, "Where I come from, you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pus-say". Have a great weekend!
Porn Expert
comments: 167
March 17, 2010, 2:31 am 
do you know pattaya? wow somany many many pretty girls. im going there today.
if you dont know pattaya, search for it on youtube :)
Porn Expert
comments: 167
March 17, 2010, 1:34 am 
your the best bro!! ;)
damn ive woken up too early, but today im going to make a compilation vid of all the little snippet clips ive got. it'll be good. there'll be 10 or more quick clips of different situations. it'll be a good un methinks. should be up in a couple of days ...
Porn Expert
comments: 167
March 15, 2010, 6:04 pm 
p.s. some good music on the 3some vid ;)
Porn Expert
comments: 167
March 15, 2010, 6:01 pm 
"So...a nastalgic wave and grin and on to the next....GODDESS!"

theres 2 in waiting, i thought theyd be up by now. there not in the same league as the previous. ones a very young inexperienced chubby lass, who i took it pretty slowly with, and the others with 2 older birds that started hollerin at me one night when i was going home drunk lol. its quite funny because im drunk, well actually im arseholed ... you'll see lol

yes i can speak thai to a point, not fluent but enough to handle most situations. some speak very basic english, some can speak it better but there main language is their own - thai.

once the next 2 lesser vids are up i will start editing again, back to the sexier chicks. but the next 2 are .... well not in the same league.
maybe im wrong, maybe they will be liked ??? we shall see. personally i like the drunk with 2 sluts one because its funny to me ... ;D
Porn Expert
comments: 167
March 15, 2010, 1:51 am 
"she's stunning!
screw my taste for Thai cuisine, my buddy you are REALLY making me want to TRAVEL there! lol"

youve GOT TO try here if its the last thing you do. pussy galore in Thailand.
Porn Expert
comments: 167
March 14, 2010, 5:45 pm 
haha ... its true the battery ran out! judging by my other vids do you think i'd keep it a private moment... ;D
Celebrity
comments: 2382
March 13, 2010, 10:07 pm 
I AGRE WITH YOU ON YOUR COMENT ABOUT PIXELS ON ANY JAP FILM WITH A COUNTRY THAT GOES BACK IN HISTORY COULD CENCER EVEN ANIMA THEY ARE REALY FUCKED UP FIGHT THE BLUR
ukanallover
retired
February 8, 2010, 10:55 am 
thanks for the add
Porn Expert
comments: 307
February 4, 2010, 4:50 pm 
i stick by my original data, sloney ole pal, "I'm gonna take of my pants etc etc etc" I love Randy. He's a lunatic
Porn Expert
comments: 307
February 2, 2010, 8:40 pm 
A reward? from a witch? Sloney confuses the witch with sweet little Polly-Anna (who ever she be). Witch's rewards are always limited to one hex or two, or none at all, you know, like when she's offering sugar lumps . . . x
Porn Lover
comments: 57
February 2, 2010, 8:38 pm 
For the last time sloney, I'm .. not .. taking.. you... out to dinner!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
:p
Porn Expert
comments: 218
February 2, 2010, 7:30 pm 
cool avatar!
Porn Lover
comments: 57
January 31, 2010, 10:14 am 
You rock Sloney. Ok so this comment is a bit selfish. I'm trying to rank up. chuckle chuckle hee hee
Porn Lover
comments: 57
January 31, 2010, 12:15 am 
No problem, but I gotta be honest, I'm a little worried about that whole SHARP TEETH thing. LOL
Porn Lover
comments: 57
January 30, 2010, 12:56 am 
little too hot for me LOL
Porn Expert
comments: 486
January 30, 2010, 12:31 am 
haha well yes she IS a hottie in the land of
hotties. Just close your eyes, and shell feel '
just like a REAL girl--in a....
21°Celsius kind of way. :o
Porn Lover
comments: 57
January 29, 2010, 7:41 pm 
Ya kno bro, with the exception of the scabs, open lesions, sharp pointed teeth, different colored eyeballs, pale skin with strange writing on it, all with her coming screaming at ya like she was gonna swallow your soul....She's kind of a hottie...no?
Porn Expert
comments: 169
January 24, 2010, 12:32 am 
Ahhh, at last, an articulate hamster fan! Welcome, rare bird! I am aligned with your numbers 1) thru 9). Especially 5 & 6. Re: 9; I suspect that most here login, jack off, then get back to tasks [laundry, walking the dog, etc.] Not so conducive to treating this as a chat room. And typing is not exactly as fun as pillowtalk. Though I have had a few good, brief, exchanges with some very nice folks here who are capable of making sentences with nouns, verbs, and even adjectives. Kind of wish there was a sideroom where we could have intelligent talk, be sarcastic, and make fun of bad videos and the morons' video comments. Post-cum op ed remarks, if you will.
Regardless, I send you greetings from Calipornia!
John
Porn Expert
comments: 307
January 21, 2010, 6:01 pm 
Its my dirty anniversary and I hadn't noticed. Witch will makes sure she burns the cakes, just to celebrate!
Celebrity
comments: 2209
January 3, 2010, 4:00 pm 
Thanks for the comment... it's great to meet people with semi-functional brains. Keep on harpin'!
Porn Expert
comments: 244
January 3, 2010, 2:53 am 
Thx for the comment man!I love it when people like the stuff i post.Hope you gonna be happy with the upcoming vids to.
Have a great 2010!!
Gtz
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