| Gender: | Male | | | | About Me: |         
1) People who post naughty vids of themselves are worshipable.
2) I actually own a real live, fully functional brain.
(that's been certified and confirmed) Which enables me to
entertain, converse, joke, express ideas, and convey the
nature of my desires, wants and aspirations.
I'm not saying there are no other brains in here, far from
it. Well, not that far....there's a few.
3) I enjoy sexy talk and flirting, but I doubt that's much
of a shock in this place.
4) You won't see an avatar pic of a cock on my profile, I
don't even HAVE one. (a cock pic I mean. I do have a cock,
the best way to see it is when it's "coming at you in 3D")
5) I tend to like solo vids, especially sensual ones like
those from IFM. Also webcam girls, GHole girls, MILFs with
real mammaries, compilations, and, oh yes, girl on girl.
6) Pet peeves:
-Egotistical "directors" who talk too much--she's there to
fuck, and she knows how, so let her do what you're paying
her for. Its a fuck vid, not a fuckumentary dammit.
-Too bright lighting--we wanna SEE, but keep it natural.
"Crappy flash" rocks tho cuz it has that "spooky" feel.:p
-Ham-handed-cam-handling, e.g., the "shadow-man" lurking in the background. Reminding me there's a guy there with a
camera is like....reminding me there's a GUY THERE.
Jeez just throw my fantasy on the muddy ground, whip out
your pecker and piss on it why don't you!
-Models looking at the camera (except interviews etc)
-Fake orgasms (yes sweeties, we DO know!)
7) I haven't met a breast I didn't like, provided it's made
with all-natural ingredients. Pumping Dupont Plasticene™
into the body is a turnoff. If it's a realistic fake, fine...
I just don't wanna KNOW about it.
8)You can put my age at...
somewhere between My-3-Sons and The Waltons. :-D
9)ETA: doesn't anyone TALK on this site? Maybe I need a
cock av after all. :-
Quote:
"I once ate a pussy... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG!"
Icon Legend: male/no-cam/cook/aries/don't-smoke/
beer-drinker/medium-money/blue-eyes :-D
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if you dont know pattaya, search for it on youtube :)
damn ive woken up too early, but today im going to make a compilation vid of all the little snippet clips ive got. it'll be good. there'll be 10 or more quick clips of different situations. it'll be a good un methinks. should be up in a couple of days ...
theres 2 in waiting, i thought theyd be up by now. there not in the same league as the previous. ones a very young inexperienced chubby lass, who i took it pretty slowly with, and the others with 2 older birds that started hollerin at me one night when i was going home drunk lol. its quite funny because im drunk, well actually im arseholed ... you'll see lol
yes i can speak thai to a point, not fluent but enough to handle most situations. some speak very basic english, some can speak it better but there main language is their own - thai.
once the next 2 lesser vids are up i will start editing again, back to the sexier chicks. but the next 2 are .... well not in the same league.
maybe im wrong, maybe they will be liked ??? we shall see. personally i like the drunk with 2 sluts one because its funny to me ... ;D
screw my taste for Thai cuisine, my buddy you are REALLY making me want to TRAVEL there! lol"
youve GOT TO try here if its the last thing you do. pussy galore in Thailand.
:p
hotties. Just close your eyes, and shell feel '
just like a REAL girl--in a....
21°Celsius kind of way. :o
Regardless, I send you greetings from Calipornia!
John
Have a great 2010!!
Gtz