Dont Leave Home With Out em.... Funny must Read!

This Was Originally A Commercial Some Years Ago. Very Funny!

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her s****r.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,

my entire future f****y was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the f****y.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Categories: Sex Humor
Posted by SexyGiGi
2 years ago    Views: 3,000
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1 year ago
Great funny story...I am adding it to my favorites!!! Thanks for sharing!
1 year ago
lmaooo
2 years ago
great
2 years ago
ha ha ha. i was sure smth like this happens. what man says no to a young pretty girl?:P
2 years ago
lucky guy :)
2 years ago
pretty sure i would have flunked that test...
2 years ago
hahaha nice one
2 years ago
Cute and very Funny Thanks GiGi xxx ooo mmm Muah!
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
LOL!!!!
2 years ago
Classic
2 years ago
LOL!!
SpeedyWan...
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2 years ago
heard this one before but always brings a smile on my face xD
2 years ago
a modern day classic tale. :)
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2 years ago
Ha ha, very good
Curious1870
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2 years ago
LOL indeed a funny story
2 years ago
hahaha!
2 years ago
Nice one....really love the end
no_saint
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2 years ago
Oha xD

But truth be told: If that was me and i didn't have the intent to cheat i would be very pissed off by this little "test". To me it shows there was no trust to begin with and that would kind of bother me ;-)
2 years ago
Oldie but a goody. Funny!
2 years ago
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2 years ago
LOL!!!!
2 years ago
that was funny
2 years ago
good one!
2 years ago
Great story LOL!!
2 years ago
Lol!
2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i9eJZ4h33I ;)
2 years ago
lol great punch line!
2 years ago
Happy you passed the test. Now you can tease the sis, cos i bet she wants to really
2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha, hilarious!