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Deep Quotes (or not)

I decided to separate these from the "Deep Thoughts".

"I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a goddamn moron." - Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

"I’m not married, I don’t have any k.i.d.s, and I’d blow your head off if someone paid me enough." - Martin Blank

"Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like." - Miles Monroe

"I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same." - Fabienne

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored." - Wayne Campbell

"I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of shit they are." - Det. Inspector Lee

"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book." - Navin R. Johnson

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do." -HAL9000

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit." - Walter Sobchak

"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn." - Russell Ziskey

"We fell in love. I fell in love - she just stood there." - Fielding Mellish

"I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away." - Marion Cobretti

"Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left." - Ty Webb

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." - HAL9000

"When you're workin' on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use... MayPax. The oficial tampon of NASCAR." - Ricky Bobby

"Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution." - Supreme Being

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." - Jules Winnfield

“You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn’t work” - Ferris Bueller

“You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before” - Captain Jack Sparrow

"These are exciting times aren't they? Gas is over a dollar a gallon, and it's okay to be an ass hole." - Harvey Holroyd

"If my tone sounds superior it's because I'm American and you're Greek!" - Holland Wagenbach

"I found the secret of life the other day... but it kinda bummed me out." - Joel Robinson

"When I was a k.i.d my father told me, Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." - Russell Ziskey

"I'm going to put a price on your head so big, that when you look in the mirror your reflection's gonna want to shoot you in the face." - Dean Sanderson

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes." - Thornton Melon

"You know, a good cop will never let you know he knows you're full of shit." - Max Cherry

"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." - Clarence Worley

“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you.” Cameron Poe

"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable." - Blanche White

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." - Alvy Singer

"Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion lannister

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Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago
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3 years ago
a friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body
3 years ago
Grosse Point Blank is classic.
3 years ago
The "Jerk" is one of Martin's best, still kills me :-)