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So Easy Even the Bronze Can Understand

It was Wil Wheaton's birthday yesterday. (July 29) He decided the best gift would be for that day to become known a 'Don't Be a Dick Day”.

He published this handy flow chart that the bronze and their sycophant followers should take to heart.



They likely won't follow it but, it's simple enough that they'll have to come up with another reason for not following it!
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  4

Better Than a Wack in the Head With an Axe

George R. R. Martin - Author of the A Song of Ice and Fire series of books that the series Game of Thrones is based on:



When asked why Game of Thrones contains so many sex scenes he said:

“I can describe an axe entering a human skull in great explicit detail and no one will blink twice at it. I provide a similar description, just as detailed, of a penis entering a vagina, and I get letters about it and people swearing off. To my mind this is kind of frustrating, it’s mad... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  2

How much you paid for some one's Volt +SEX!!!

Obama got Bin Laden. OK, so what. That would have happened if Hillary or McCain were elected or even if George Bush managed to change the constitution and get re-elected. Actually there's plenty of evidence that Obama was dragging his feet and could have acted earlier. No matter I'll give him credit for plugging public enemy #1.

Poles clearly show the majority of Americans are against the Obama health care tax as written. Therefor the only other success that he can point to and is seen in all of his campaign ads that are not overt attack ads is his “saving” General Motors.

Naturally his... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  6

Let's have some fun...

OK for now forget all the conspiracy theory that the Christian Scientist are responsible for breaking up Tom Cruise & Katie Holms. On their web site they've put a 23 question quiz: ”How American Are You?

I got a 19. Too many sports questions. What the hell do I know about football!?! (real football not soccer) (apologies to any UK readers)

I dare you to take the test and post your score here. (yes even if you don't live in America)

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0703/Are-you-a-Real-American-Take-the-alternative-citizenship-quiz/What-is-Bruce-Springsteen-s-song-Born-i... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  11

You made me promises promises...

...Knowing I'd believe
Promises, promises
You knew you'd never keep


To be fair all politicians make promises, many of which never make it to reality. It seems the media is really good at reminding us of these IF they don't like said politician. “Read my lips. No new taxes” became part of the American lexicon. When all was said and done that broken promise affected very few people in a big way.

Barak is a media darling. Millions are suffering as a result of his broken promises. Has the media been reminding you of those broken promises? Here are but a few things can... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  2

Useful Idiots...

People often say the United States would be better off if California broke off and sunk into the ocean. Here in the mid-west we'd be better off if Chicago broke off and sunk into Lake Michigan.

Per capita there's far more idiots living there than in the rest of the state. How else can you explain not one, but two Mayor Daleys, (Or is it Mayors Daley?)

If you're starting to feel sorry for Chicago stop and remember it's Chicago who gave us Barak Obama. He's the President who owns a home in Chicago, yet stays in a hotel when he comes back to Chicago.

Given all that it's great to see it ... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  9

“Interactive Urinal Communicators.”

Hey b.r.o, next time you get p.i.s.s d.r.u.n.k, listen to your urinal.

I wish I came up with that line but, I didn't. It came from a story on NBC-Chicago.

"Michigan officials are deploying 400 talking urinal cakes to 200 restaurants and watering holes across the Great Lake State as part of a stepped up anti-d.r.u.n.k driving campaign for the Fourth of July, the Detroit News reported."

Times like this I'm glad I'm a girl 'cause if someone started talking to me when I was peeing I would not be amused.

"Healthquest Technologies Inc., has named their motion-act... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  3

Loser, it's spelled O-C-C-U-P-Y

I thought it couldn't get any lower than when Occupy Baltimore published a pamphlet discouraging victims from reporting r.a.p.e.s that occurred at their rallies to police. They preferred instead to handle such accusations as an internal matter. (Yea that will work)

I should know better than to think...

Occupy Patriarchy, an offshoot of Occupy Oakland managed to set a new low. A group called “HEAT Watch” held a conference for law enf.o.r.c.ement and social workers at the Oakland Convention Center, Weds. June 13, 2012. HEAT stands for Human Exploitation and Trafficking, they are fo... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  6

No duh...

A 31 year old Georgia man was arrested 6-18-12 in Florida for video voyeurism after he allegedly secretly recorded Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant contestants changing outfits.

This brilliant soul used a camcorder in an unzipped backpack hidden under a chair. The word hidden is a relative term here. Since the power cord was plugged into the wall he might as well left a neon sign pointing to it.

Also on the “that was bright” list, there really is no question as to who did what as the device recorded him as he placed it.

According to the police report he told the arresting office... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  3

Hollyweird - How gross it gets...

For Father's Day, Woody Allen's son tweeted:

“Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my f.a.m.i.l.y, happy b.r.o.t.h.e.r-in-law’s day.”

Mia Farrow re-tweeted it adding the comment: ”BOOM”

Woody and his son Ronan haven't had much to say since Woody started dating and later married his wife's adopted daughter.

Ronan has been quoted in the past as saying: “He’s my father married to my s.i.s.t.e.r. That makes me his son and his b.r.o.t.h.e.r-in-law. That is such a moral transgression.”
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  2

Some Hollyweird

He finally has a reason to smoke pot.

Sadly Tommy Chong has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. : (

How great was UP in Smoke! Ironically he's been d.r.u.g free for three years now. Having given it up for health reasons. He's using hemp oil in lieu of smoking his cure.




SAY IT ISN'T SO!

How depressing was it when House M.D. Ended. The show worked on SO MANY levels. They really had me going there when they dropped that burning building on him.

I've been a fan from way bef... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  2

On the internet no one knows you're a dog II

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.


Anyone recall that golden oldie??? If you've been following my blogs you've already seen me deal with the concept of “on the internet no one knows you're a dog”.



If you haven't been following my blogs what's wrong with you?

Anyway we deal with it everyday. The other day I was watching a live cam and one of the goldies threw a fit because there were too many girls trying to “pi... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  2

My new TV show


It's the story of an on-line porn site where some of the cops aren't above breaking the rules or working against their associates to both keep their agemda safe and their self-interests intact.
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago

How I became "The Great Reviewer Hater"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

“The Great Reviewer Hater” is not a self granted title. It came from an unprovoked attack by an ex-reviewer. He, at some point got mad at something gave up the bronze badge and spent days deleting his some 20,000 pictures. I suppose it was supposed to be the cyber equivalent of “I'm taking my ball and going home”

OK, big deal in this case the ball was all stolen web pics. Someone else will steal them and post them again. The bitterness is still strong with this one and since he's not posting he's got nothing better to do than attack.

My ... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 2 years ago  |  9

What do you expect from a woman driver...

Hate to cut down my gender, but I got your attention didn't I.

Exploding jet engines, how cool is that. Who would have expected the price of a ticket to the Daytona 500 would have included that!

Now for the bad, how big of an idiot is Danica Patrick? Forget the fact that I find Go Daddy highly annoying. In an interview she told The Daily Caller; “I leave it up to the government to make good decisions for Americans”.

I'm sure the little douche-bagette can get an F1 ride in a country that would be more than willing to run her life.

Even if you happen to think Obama is a goo... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago  |  4

xHamster Censorship

What the fuck is up with the censorship of my blogs? It's OK for the bronze to run rip-shod and make asses of themselves yet my blogs are a problem. Go visit capoxhamster's profile and see what a sewer that place is. Words automatically censored without regard to their context...

c*h*i*l*d*r*e*n
c*h*i*l*d
d*r*u*g*s
e*n*f*o*r*c*e*d
i*l*l*e*g*a*l
a*n*i*m*a*l
b*e*s*t*i*a*l*i*t*y
f*a*m*i*l*y
s*i*s*t*e*r
u*n*d*e*r*a*g*e
k*i*d
s*l*e*e*p*i*n*g (WTF!!!)

Understand none of these were misused. If they were the blog should be deleted. However when mentioning a c*h*i*l*d proof cap beco... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago  |  13

How much more can you take II

Did you read my blog How Much More Can You Take?

http://xhamster.com/user/Robinredbreast/posts/57811.html

If not why not? Nevermind... Here's the follow up...

It's been more than 6 months since Obama's stormtroopers burst in on the Gibson Guitar Company. They have not been charged with a crime nor have they been allowed to get the half a million dollars worth of property seized back.

Oddly enough competitors using the same woods in union companies have not felt the wrath of Obama.

I also touched on Obama's green jobs boondoggle by mentioning the half a billion flushed ... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago  |  1

Got what he deserved...

22Dec2011 - A 62-year-old Santa Cruz woman was walking her dog just before 10 a.m. When a manly man, about 18 to 22 years of age, and about 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing 160 pounds, demanded the woman she give him everything she had, and he said that if she didn't, he would kick her dog.
The woman handed him a bag of dog shit and the suspect fled.
Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago  |  5

Rage against the .0001%!!!

I long ago had it with the occupy arse holes. I never saw a bigger collection of muts without a clue. AND what's with this 1% - 99% BS?!? I'm not one of the 1%. More likely with Barack's economy you could label me part of the bottom 10%. However I resent being lumped in with those useless morons calling themselves the 99%.

I don't know about you but I like having a cell phone, all the electronics letting me get on Al Gore's Internet, and many other things made possible by the 1%. I don't wish them to do poorly because the simple fact of economics is the better off their life i... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago  |  9

Sean Patrick - World's Dumbest Alleged Pimp

37-year-old Sean Patrick was arrested and charged in federal court with sex trafficking of c.h.i.l.d.r.e.n.



If you're going to transport c.h.i.l.d.r.e.n across state lines for the purposes of prostitution, and you do so in a gold 1992 Chevrolet conversion van with the words "Ho Hauler" inscribed on the front quarter panel, your not just an idiot you're an IDIOT SUPREAM!



Patrick has agreed to plead guil... Continue»
Posted by Robinredbreast 3 years ago  |  5