"God give me chastity...but not yet." - St. Augustine
How's it goin? I'm Joe and I'm from DC. Right now, I'm kicking about looking for some direction in life. I enjoy hanging out with friends, reading, music, film (Turner Classic Movies is on of my best friends), hiking, camping, travel, cocktails, cigars, baseball, and wasting time on the internet. I'm unlucky in love, but like Wille Coyote, I'm still trying. I'm down for anything - some nights I like tearing up the club and going wild. Other nights I just want to sit and chat with close friends.
I'm 5'11, 160 lbs, slightly athletic (I've just started working out again), brown-blondish hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, but I can grow a wicked mountain man beard in the winter. - pretty much a text book example of Average Joe. If you want any more details, you'll have to get to know me a little bit better.
Turn ons - I like natural girl next door types. Not too much makeup, not too fake looking. I love ladies who are sexy with a sweet side and sweet with a sexy side. It is okay if ladies have a little meat on their bones. Who wants to get with a girl that looks like a twelve year old boy? Pretty open minded as far as race goes, beacause a beautiful women is a beautiful women. Blondes and brunettes are sexy, but redheads drive me up a wall. I love to watch a girl start out slow and bring herself off. Girl on girl drives me absolutely gaga.
Turn offs - Violence against women. Anything overtly exploitative. Porno with fake plastic looking Barbie chicks and tattoed creeps shouting and moaning. Sleezy isn't the same as sexy.
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