New uploads coming soon.
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About Me
"A widespread taste for pornography means
that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction."


Do I accept cock avatars as friends?
Do I accept those with no avatar?
Do I accept invites? NO, I invite you.lol
Do I keep friends that don't comment or message me?

Thanks http://xhamster.com/user/hk55

Got a cock avatar? Chuck says:

"Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty".
(from the Preface to 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde)

If you want to be friends then pm me and tell me why,if not then I will just not accept your invite without looking at your profile.

I may be in the gutter, but I'm looking at stars.(well, pornstars)

I feel that women,before the 20st century,
were not allowed to enjoy sex, and at the
dawn of of our sexual revolution just as we
were allowed to express ourselves sexually we
get called sluts,bitches and ho just because
we enjoy a good fuck as much as the men do.


Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive.

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

Ask yourself, am I really a man pretending to be
a woman , or a woman pretending to be a man to stop all the crazy sad fucks from sending me shit, or am I real?
With so many sad lonely men here pretending to be a woman,in the sad hope that other sad lonely men pretending to be a woman will send them pictures, am I another of them, or am I REAL?

I'm only here for the fun of xhamster, and not looking
or willing to meet outside the fake world of the net.
Please don't ask for meet,cam,personal details
as refusal often upsets.
If you feel that we can talk then let me know.

After asking many men here how long it takes them to cum while wanking to a porn movie I decided that there's really no point in uploading videos over 10mins. On average most men,(from asking men here) wank and cum within 8mins.
So, as soon as I upload all the larger videos I will then go back to uploading smaller ones.

"xHamster has given public space to trolls
that are blocked banned and not accepted
on any other site"

Want to troll me?

Thanks for your comments.
Gracias por su comentario.
merci pour le commentaire.

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

"Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand."

"The internet and porn site forums in particular has
brought rise and given public space to all social
misfits and losers to voice their opinions on people
that do not want to hear them."

So, here the deal, you get to ask me 5 questions and I tell you to fuck off 5 times, because most likely your questions are the same stupid fucking questions that every sad lonely man asks me. lol
If you think you have something different to say then try me.lol

If you leave shit on my page Chuck will slap you. lol
Have a problem,go here.www.GoFuckYourSelf
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22 hours ago
really nice clip collection, did a through insightful viewing, Ya might say!!!
23 hours ago
Gawd I love your wit and charm,the forthright honesty of "Ham", Your Kewl Beans in this Mainer's book!!! Oh by the way I'm real, Male, and do not to profess I'm female, got way toooo much hair for that, Lmao
1 day ago
Check out my profile and tell me what you think than maybe I will friend you ?
2 days ago
Nice profile, love it!
3 days ago
Awesome Collection... Thanks for sharing...
4 days ago
we luv queef !
13 days ago
great posts, thanks very much.
1 month ago
Pure awesomeness;-))
1 month ago
Hooray!!! I've found the holy grail of porn;-))
1 month ago
Probably, but since you are here watching pussy then you are not man enough or too fucking ugly to find pussy, and as I only fuck real men then you don't have the experience to handle someone like me.lol
1 month ago
eyyyyy. fantastic page. add me , please
1 month ago
Your page is fucking wack!!! Just like your attitude! Wow look at how many ass kissers u got!! You really need a good fucking pounding!
1 month ago
luv ur page!! :) im roXXanna
1 month ago
Hi, I love your profile....
1 month ago
I love your attitude, awesome and diverse range in your collection!
1 month ago
Nice page you have
1 month ago
Hot page doll, thanks for sharing.
1 month ago
WOW!!! So hot and sexy!!!! Nice pics and videos!!!
1 month ago
Nice profile. A wee bit of personal touch to IT u ask me:)
1 month ago
awesome profil
2 months ago
Nice profile...
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
Just big kiss from Morocco
2 months ago
Hope to see you soon.
2 months ago
Just trying to get thru the holidays with my sanity intact.
2 months ago
Good to know you're active again.
Drop me a line sometime... :)
2 months ago
New uploads... can't wait!!
2 months ago
I'm just here for a quick look. How are you?
2 months ago
Stopped by to see how you're doing, but forgot about Chuck. MY EYE,MY EYE!!!
2 months ago
pls add as ;)
2 months ago
yeah, porn has me all fucked up. you're not helping.
2 months ago
nice nice nice nice nice.