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British Research - 7 kinds of sex

Results of recent research in Britain shows there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: British Pension Sex.

* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy your self.

If this sounds like your sex life better cum see me guys!
Kim[;)]
xxx
Posted by NaughtyKim 5 years ago
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2 years ago
Lol, love it :) Xx
BiMaleUk48
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2 years ago
nicely put.......and somewhat true!!!
3 years ago
Read them before. Still funny, and so true.
3 years ago
GOOD ONE KIM.LOL LOL LOL
xXxPoistxXx
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3 years ago
LOL - so true though
jaydh
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3 years ago
Haha, love hun. Well done. Cheersw.
3 years ago
7 kinds of crazy sex... the man's willy cant take it for sure!
3 years ago
jokes
Boxspring...
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3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Very funny. Quite true.
4 years ago
lol that is the way it is around the world
firecrotch
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4 years ago
My better half is expecting so I'm currently at the religious stage! lol
5 years ago
how do u fancy 1st kind?
charliecas
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5 years ago
sounds like my life at the moment, good job ur here to empty my nuts;-]
5 years ago
Baby, i need you bad
5 years ago
Okay, I'm seeing you. Help me?
5 years ago
Kim..i'd settle for the first 2 parts..i'd never get bored with fucking you, ever!
annaconda
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5 years ago
I must be weird I still have a good sex life, but I'd still come round and see you Kim.lol
5 years ago
i'm seriously thinking of visiting you kim
5 years ago
Shame you live so far away.I'd love to!!!!!!!!!
Donny2
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5 years ago
I agree babe so true
5 years ago
Kim..you are mental, lol...god, i just want to fuck you all night long...can i fuck your arse as well? xxxxx