How to Please.
How to Please a Woman:
Be sensitive and caring about her concerns and worries.
Be deferential to her femininity and treat her with courtesy and old fashioned charm.
Flatter her and pass no opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful.
Always listen to her and be respectful of her opinions and views.
Always have a sense of humour.
Charm her with your urbane wit and intelligence.
Always wait until you have seated her before taking your place at a table.
Hold her coat for her and always usher her courteously through the door.
Take her out to romantic restaurants and wine her and dine her on fine food by soft candlelight.
Surprise her with romantic weekends and soirees.
Bring her small gifts and flowers continuously to demonstrate your undying devotion to her.
Never allow her to pay for anything.
Seduce her with gentle caresses and soft endearments.
Show her an appreciation for the finer things in life.
Never fail to notice when she has a new hairstyle or new dress.
Make her feel like the most special woman in the world.
Be respectful and refrain from coarse vulgarity.
Treat her like a lady at all times.
Tell her you love her.
How to Please a Man:
Turn up naked.